“Oh, ~~~~-ah, why did you call Kai oppa Kkamjong?”

“Kkamjong’s his ni-“

“It’s just erm.. a...”

“It’s his nickname.”

“~~~~!!!!!!!!!! DIDN’T I TELL YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE, YOU LITTLE HUMAN!”

You blinked innocently and continued sipping on your bubble tea.

“Really ~~~~? His nickname? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Kkamjong hyung!!!”

“Sehun, do you want my legs to end up on your crotch and you won’t be able to walk for months?”

“N-no hy-hyung.”

“Good, then, you better shut your mouth. If you call me Kkamjong again, you know the consequence.”

“N-nae Kai hyung.”

Kai patted Sehun’s back, “Good dongsaneg.”

“Kkamjong oppa~~~~”

“DIDN’T I TELL YOU GUYS NOT TO CALL ME KKAMJONG I’M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS AND HURT YOU GUYS SO BAD YOU GUYS CAN’T-“

“Oppa, what can you do to me? Kick me? Break up with me? Fine. Do whatever you want. I hate you.”

“Eunmi-ah! Don’t get mad! ~~~~ this is all your fault!!!”

“MY FAULT?!?!?!? WHAT DID I DO!?!??!”

“You started the Kkamjong thing, you idiot!”

“I’m not an idiot! The idiot’s you! You don’t even know how to spell cat even when you're 6! You spelled it as k-e-t! You dumbo!!!”

“OH ~~~~ STOP TALKING ABOUT THE PAST, WILL YOU!??!?!”

“And what will you do to me if I continue talking about the past? Kill me? Tell umma? Report me to the police? Kick my-“

“You brat! Shut up!”

“Did you just called me a brat, oppa? That’s how you treat your cousin? Huh?”

Sehun moved his chair closer to Eunmi and whispered, “Oh my god this is so thrilling. Their fights are always the best.”

Eunmi tried to hold back her laughter and smacked Sehun’s head, “You idiot. They’re quarrelling their assess off and here you are, watching them quarrelling as if they’re movie stars fighting. Oh my god Sehun.”

“What? It’s just fun to watch them-“

“NO OPPA NO. YOU’RE THE HERE!”

Eunmi shook her head. *This is going to be a looooooooooooooong day. Immature humans quarrelling and calling each other names. Tsk pathetic.*

“Kai oppa, I’m hungry.”

You pouted and grabbed Kai’s hand. Kai looked at you and ruffled your hair.

“Really? Okay, let’s eat?”

“Okay!!!”

Eunmi and Sehun looked at each other, with their mouths opened.

“One minute ago, they were like quarrelling and shouting at each other and now, they’re all lovey dovey again. Wow. Just wow. Sometimes, it seems like ~~~~'s Kai oppa's girlfriend and not me.”

“I know right, Eunmi. Well, what can you say? Blood is thicker than water.”

“True true, no wond-“

“YA OH SEHUN, ARE YOU HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!?”

Sehun jumped away from Eunmi and ran towards Kai, “NO HYUNG NO WE WERE JUST TALKING! DON’T GET IT WRONG! WE WERE REALLY TALKING. I’M SERIOUS. PLEASE DON’T BE MAD. I’M SORRY. I WON’T-“

“Okay okay chill. I was just kidding.”

“Kidding?”

“Yeah. You take almost everything seriously, Sehun-ah. Gullible.”

“I- Wait you were kidding?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE-“

“Sehun-ah! Kai oppa said that he was just kidding a few minutes ago and you just realised?”

“URGHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE EVERYONE. YOU ALL !!!!!!!! I HATE YOU HUMANS!”

Sehun turned around and began walking to the opposite direction.

“Well, okay then. Bye. Enjoy your walk home while we enjoy the food here~!”

Sehun stopped walking and smiled sheepishly, “Eating? Hehehehe. Can I join you guys? My stomach’s begging for food.”

“Oh my god Eunmi, ~~~~, did you guys hear what I just heard? There’s a ghost here talking to us oh my god!!!!”

“KAI HYUNG! YOU NAPPEUN HYUNG!”

“Oh my god he’s saying I’m a bad hyung!!!!!!”

“HYUNGGG!!!!!!”

“And he’s using aegyo on me now, oh my god!!!!!”

Eunmi and you laughed and high fived each other.

“AHAHAHAHHAHAAH KAI OPPA JJANG!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!”

Sehun’s shoulders deflated and he muttered under his breath. “Fine then. You guys hate me that much? Fine, bye.”

“Awwwwwwwwwww our little baby here is mad. Come here, Sehun-ah.”

Sehun ignored Kai and continued walking, stomping his feet like a 5 year old kid who didn’t get to buy his favourite toy.

“Sehun oppa~~~ Kai oppa will buy us ice creams and food. Aren’t you hungry?”

At the thought of food, Sehun immediately turned around and pulled his Kai hyung to his embrace- tightly.

“WAHHHHHHHH KAI HYUNG JJANG! SARANGHAEYO!!!!!!!!!”

“Wow. This is like… wow. One moment he acts like a lil kid sulking and then he’ll be all greasy and full of aegyo.”

“Hyung! Let’s go eat!!!!!!!!!”

Kai got dragged by Sehun to the shop nearby and he sighed. *Just like ~~~~. Cute humans.*