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ScrapsLife's a tangled web
Of cell phone calls and hashtag I-don't-knows
And you you're so caught up
In all the blinking lights and dial tones
You have been connected to a stranger! Type a message to say hi!
You: helloo
Stranger: Hi looking for goodtime? Chat me at snapchat! @hotgirlxx1989
Stranger: It would be fun!
Stranger: See you there!
You: uhm no-
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You: hellooo
Stranger: Hi m17
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Stranger: Hi catch me at snapchat live. We’ll have a good time there. 😉
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You both like redvelvet and cats
Stranger: Hoy
Stranger: Pilipino ka ba
Stranger: Please tell me filo ka sawang sawa na ako mag-english
You: helloo
You: yeah, I am nga
Stranger: YOWN
Stranger: Kanina pa ako naghahanap ng matinong kausap eh
Stranger: Puro sila English spokening dollars, nagdudugo na ilong ko
You: hahaha same
Stranger: What brings you here pala???
You: just killing some time. hbu?
Stranger: Ay ang violent. Bat mo pinapatay ang oras
You: ha?
Stranger: Walaaa hahahaha
Stranger: Ano wag mo na isipin sabaw lang
You: haha okayy
You: ikaw baa? kanina ka pa dito?
Stranger: Medyo
Stranger: Mga ilang strangers na rin ang nabulabog ko bago ikaw
Stranger: Umaalis ako kasi ano namang gagawin ko sa mga naghahanap ng ka-ano diba
Stranger: Gusto ko lang namang may makausap sa bagong comeback ng rv saka mga pusa tas ibibigay sakin ganon?? Haynako
You: oh yeah. a lot of them nga naglulurk na kapag ganitong oras na
You: hahaha baka kasi hindi ka naglalagay ng taggg
Stranger: Hindi ah. Tong app lang talaga ang ayaw makisama at pilit akong dinadala sakanila
You: well, you thank them now kasi I can accompany you naman 😊
Stranger: Napanood mo na bagong MV nila???
You: yup!
You: lss nga ako eh hahaha
Stranger: Pakinggan mo album no-skip na naman!!
You: mv pa lang napapakinggan ko pero mamaya sigee
Stranger: BYE BYE BEST B-SIDE
You: okay noted hahah
Stranger: Ay teka ikaw ba? Kanina ka pa dito??
You: kinda
Stranger: Oh kamusta naman??
You: same tayo ng dinanas lol
Stranger: Talagang dito sila nagkakalat noh
Stranger: May tinder naman ah
You: idk rin sakanila
Stranger: Btw anong asl mo if okay lang malaman
Stranger: Okay lang din if uncomfy ka sumagot, no pressure :DD
You: F21. Ikaw?
Stranger: Taray, ako H&M eh
You: hahaha loool
You: funny ka noh
Stranger: Mejj lang nukaba
Stranger: Cats rin isa mong tag ahh
Stranger: Anong trip mo sa mga pusa, sis???
You: hmmm… I like seeing cats pero I don’t want to have one
Stranger: Ay
Stranger: Paano yon
You: maintaining a cat is a little bit pricey kasi
You: it’s like having a child except hindi mo pinapaaral hahaha
Stranger: Edi share nalang kayo ng food mo para tipid :DD
You: lol. i’m fine with watching them sa tiktok and youtube
Stranger: Ang saya kaya mag-alaga ng pusa
Stranger: Kauwi mo, may sasalubong sayo ng meow meow
Stranger: Tas kapag nagw-work ka, guguluhin ka
Stranger: Kapag hindi mo pinapansin, tatambay sa workplace mo
You: oh, that’s nice to hear then hahaha
Stranger: Anong nice sa ginugulo ako teh
Stranger: Hindi ko matapos-tapos work ko minsan hmp
Stranger: Pero okay lang, cute naman mga pusa ko :DD
You: ‘cats’? how many cats do you own?
Stranger: Tatlo :DD
Stranger: Timo, Norty, Kanlu names nila ihihih
You: that’s cuuute uwu
You: their names are cool too
Stranger: Oo. They’re all over my place kasi eh
Stranger: If may isa pa, ‘Silang’ na ang ipapangalan ko :DD
You: hahahahahahaha you’re so witty
Stranger: Ikaw ah masyado ka na lumiligaya sa akin
Stranger: Wala pa nga eh
You: hmm?
You: shall we make a start then para may masimulan na?
Stranger: AY
Stranger: Hindi ko masyadong gets pero sige
Stranger: IKAW AH
You: char. Hahahahaha
You: sorry ah. i’m not the kind of type na bumabanat talaga lmao
Stranger: Sus oks lang yan
Stranger: Be with me para madevelop yan
Stranger: :DDD
You: woah there
You: getting bold, aren’t we? Hahahsha
Stranger: Eme lang sis! Hindi ko kebs mga ganyang banatan, tunog ano
Stranger: Tunog alam mo yun, mga walang magawa sa buhay kundi humarot
You: grabe naman hahaha
Stranger: Totoo nga!
Stranger: Ay eto
Stranger: Tutal cats usapan diba
Stranger: Ang tawag ba sa mga kaibigan ng pusa ay…
You: hmmm?
You: ano?
Stranger: …purrends…?
Stranger: ☹
Stranger: I tried, I really tried… ☹
You: hahahahaha
You: it’s waley that’s why it’s funny hahahaha
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA Natawa ka talaga don?? Hahahaha
You: kinda. it’s so corny that I find it funny lol hahaha
Stranger: Purreal??? Hahahahshdhssdhas
You: lmaoo stop it with the puns T.T
Stranger: Purrang ayaw ko tumigil
Stranger: :DD
You: yah hahahah stoop T.T
Stranger: Oh baka maano ka diyan kakatawa. Hahshdhshha
Stranger: Teka gusto ko pa sanang makipag-usap sayo pero kailangan ko nang matulog eh
You: aww that’s sad
Stranger: Yahhh ☹(
Stranger: I had fun talking with you, tho. Happy naman akong nag-enjoy ka sa kakornihan ko hshadhsha
You: dw you were fun to talk to rin, in general
You: thank you sa time mo 😊
Stranger: Thank you riiiinnn :”)
Stranger: Ihh anubayan medyo nanghihinayang akong hindi ka makausap ulit
You: ganyan talagaa
Stranger: Ano uhhh
Stranger: No pressure naman pero
Stranger: Naglalapag ka ba ng mga socials mo dito??
Stranger: No pressure ah! I completely understand kung hindi ka comfyyy
You: okay lang ba if Tiktok isend ko?
Stranger: ashdjahsd
Stranger: IT’S OKAAAAAYY
Stranger: Pero teka, if okay lang din sayo ah! It’s totally fine talagaaa no pressure madam huhuhuh
You: no, it’s fine with me don’t worry. Hahaha
Stranger: What if masamang tao pala ako rawr
You: you don’t know where I live naman :P
Stranger: Hindi nga eh pano kung kinukuha ko lang loob mo ngayon hmmmm
You: now you’re making me think twice lol hahahah
Stranger: Joke lang! Eme eme lang naman oh
Stranger: May kriminal bang mag-aalaga ng tatlo-tatlong pusa???
You: idk. maybe ikaw yon :P
Stranger: Hmmmm di mo sure
Stranger: :DDD
Stranger: Chaaaarrrr jusko baka hindi mo na ibigay
You: i’m currently contemplating na nga eh
Stranger: Ibibigay ko rin yung akin para hindi scammaz
Stranger: Peksman mamatay man
You: hmm
Stranger: Purreal!!!
You: hahahaha okay okay
Stranger: Ibibigay ko na akin ahh!
Stranger: @tinwerkimj :DDD
Stranger: Huy andiyan ka pa
You: chineck ko lang profile mo saglit
Stranger: Taray. Speed ka madam ah
Stranger: Oh ano?? I’m innocence diba :DD
You: those are your cats? they’re so cute nga huhu
Stranger: Uuuu
You: i’m gonna follow you there nalang
Stranger: Sureee
Stranger: I wait :D
You: done na
Stranger: ikaw yung @__jjiman???
You: yupp
Stranger: Wieeee okie okiee
Stranger: Thanks sa follow madam
Stranger: Sendan kita ng maraming meow meow :DD
You: thank you rinn
Stranger: I gotta go na
Stranger: See you on Tiktok, @__jjiman!
You: hahahaha see youu~
Stranger: Ikaw na mag-end, ayaw ko i-end ehhh
You: you do it. ikaw aalis eh
Stranger: Ihhh osya
You: ahahaha okayy thank you ulit
Stranger: End ko na ah
Stranger: Wag ka na magreply!
Stranger: ByeeeEeEEe
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