Doyeon came home from makeup shopping with Sei to discover Suyeon and Yoojung sitting in her room talking. She put the bag containing her new nighttime skin care regimen down, flopped down on her bed, and looked over at them.   "OK," she said, "what's the problem now?"   "How do you know there's a problem," Yoojung asked.   "Because you two are talking rather than being joined at the lips."   Suyeon burst out laughing while Yoojung got indignant. "So I like kissing girls? Is that so wrong?"   "It's not wrong at all," Doyeon said with a chuckle, "you just take it to a whole new level. Anyway, I notice you never tried denying that there's a problem. I know it's not Sei - she just discovered a new organic undereye cream with tea tree oil and she's about as happy as I've ever seen her. That means it's Lua or Lucy."   "And," Suyeon said quietly.   "What?" Doyeon looked confused.   "We've got problems with Lua and Lucy," Yoojung said.   "I thought we fixed the problem with Lua," Doyeon said.   "Well, it's like this," Yoojung explained. "Suyeon was spending extra time with Lua to help Lua feel better about herself. Which led to Lucy feeling deprived because she wasn't getting as much attention from Suyeon as she wanted. And then when Lua found out that Lucy felt this way, she started feeling bad about it. And Lucy was already feeling selfish for wanting more time with Suyeon, so she'd feel even worse if she found out Lua was feeling bad."   "Don't forget the dog," Suyeon added.   Doyeon looked even more confused. "The dog?"   Yoojung nodded. "Lua won a stuffed dog at the arcade. She named it Daniel and gave it to Lucy. Lucy ran off crying, probably feeling guilty because Lua was thinking of making her happy while she was thinking of how to get Lua to not take up so much of Suyeon's time and attention. We tried to convince Lua that Lucy was just tired - I don't think we were successful - and she's getting a shower right now."   Doyeon had her hand to her forehead, as if just thinking about this was giving her a headache. "So correct me if I'm wrong," she said, "but it looks to me like the problem is that there just isn't enough Suyeon to go around." She looked at Suyeon. "You don't happen to have a twin sister you've never told us about, do you?"   Suyeon shook her head.   "And we're not living in a cheesy science fiction film," she went on, "so we can't just clone Suyeon." She fell silent for a minute, thinking this over. Eventually she looked up at Yoojung. "Have you thought about breaking up?"   Yoojung's jaw dropped. "What? I can't believe you'd even suggest that!"   "Well," Doyeon said, "if you and I go back to being a couple, Suyeon could date Lucy and Lua, and Sei. . . I don't know - maybe we can fix her up with Jennie from Blackpink."   Suyeon advanced on Doyeon. "You can't be serious!"   Doyeon folded her arms. "Do I look serious?"   Suyeon sputtered. "I never can tell with you!" She turned to Yoojung. "Is she serious?"   "I hope not," Yoojung said, raising her eyebrows.   "No, I'm just messing with you," Doyeon said, reaching out to take Suyeon's arm.   Suyeon jerked her arm away. "Well it wasn't funny. And don't even joke like that with the maknaes, they'd believe you and be so upset. I'm upset, and I didn't even 100 percent believe you!"   Doyeon stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Suyeon. "I'm sorry. I was joking - it's what I do when I don't know what to do, and I'm not always very good at it."   "You do have a tendency to take a joke too far," Yoojung said, putting her hand on Doyeon's shoulder.   Suyeon leaned back a little, so she could look Doyeon in the eyes. "This is all sort of your fault, anyway. You're the one who told me that Lucy was willing to leave Sei so that Sei and I could be together."   "Well, I wasn't entirely wrong," Doyeon said, trying to look endearing, "Sei did want to be with you. It just didn't happen exactly the way I said."   Suyeon wrapped her arms around Doyeon and laid her head on Doyeon's shoulder. "It did work out, but you got lucky. It could just as easily have blown up in our faces. You can't play with people's emotions like that."   "Okay," Doyeon said, holding Suyeon tighter. "I just have trouble taking things seriously sometimes."   Yoojung wrapped her arms around both of them. "Well, I think we've made a lot of progress here, but right now we're supposed to be working on Lucy and Lua, remember?"   "I'll go take care of Lucy," Suyeon said.   "I'll go keep Sei out of the way," Doyeon said.   "No," Suyeon said, "Yoojung will go keep Sei out of the way. You'll go catch Lua when she gets out of the shower; she needs someone with your kind of energy. Just, please, don't even joke about breaking up - she'd believe you and she'd think it was her fault."   "Sounds like the shower's stopped," Doyeon said. "We'd better get going."   ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^   Suyeon let herself into Lucy and Rina's room and closed the door behind herself. She stood holding on to the doorknob, giving her eyes a chance to adjust to the darkness.   She heard a sniffle from in front of her. "What do you want?"   "I wanted to come see you," Suyeon said.   "Well you shouldn't," Lucy said. "You deserve better."   Suyeon carefully took a step forward, nudging some clothes our of her way with her foot. "What makes you think that?"   "Because I'm selfish and horrible," Lucy said as she turned over to face the wall.   By this time Suyeon had reached the bed. She sat down on the bed and started rubbing Lucy's back. "Well, I dont think you're selfish or horrible," she said, trying to sound reassuring.   Lucy rolled over and tried to see Suyeon through the gloom. "Well you should, because I am. You were trying to make Lua feel better and all I could think about was that I wanted you to spend more time with me."   "That wasn't all you were thinking about," Suyeon said, trying to lay her hand on Lucy's shoulder and grabbing her by the throat instead. "If all you were thinking about was yourself, then you wouldn't have felt bad about doing it. The fact that you did feel bad shows that you were thinking of the rest of us, whether you rea