Characters: Lee Sungmin, Kim Heechul, Kim Youngwoon/Kangin

Genre: Crack, humor

“But Sungminnie~!”

Sungmin rubbed his temples, unsure how to react to everything that was happening.

“Hyung, I don’t care how pretty you look in a dress. You are not coming to my wedding as a female. The only ones wearing dresses will be biological females.”

Heechul pouted at him with his lower lip quivering. His big eyes filled with tears and Sungmin felt slightly guilty.

“Whatever. You’re just nervous that I’ll look better than your wife on her wedding day.”

Then the guilt evaporated. Resisting the urge to kick his hyung’s pretty little face; he pulled out his phone called for reinforcements.

“Kangin hyung, help.”

The wait for Kangin to arrive had never been longer. He watched Heechul call Gunhee to whine about his ruined plans and about how ungrateful and mean his dongsaengs were. Finally, he heard a knock on the door and thanked god for small mercies.

“Sungmin-ah, I’m so sorry we lost him. We were out drinking and then he suddenly disappeared.”

Said man stared at Kangin blankly.

“Heechul hyung is drunk?”

“Well of course,” Kangin stared back. “Why else would he barge into your house at 1 a.m?”

“Because it’s Heechul hyung.”

Kangin snorted, agreeing with the statement. He walked over to Heechul and hauled him over his shoulder. Ignoring Heechul’s loud shrieks of ‘KIDNAPPING, M