A/N: Got the pickup lines from random websites :3

Jinki was very disappointed with Jonghyun’s reaction, but he figured he could do better with Key. He stayed up all night researching pickup lines and practiced waggling his eyebrows.

The next day he managed to wake up early to bother Key, who was making breakfast.

“Why are you up so early?”

“Because if I can’t see you in my dreams, I’d rather not sleep at all.”

Key stared at him, disinterested. “Just pass me the salt, old man.”

Despite the terrible reaction, Jinki didn’t give up.

“Did your license get suspended? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

“Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.”

“You don’t need…”

“YAH!” Key glared at the singer, sick of the terrible pickup lines. “Will you shut the up before I make you for breakfast instead?”

“…Victoria’s secret wings to tell people you’re an angel.”

Key smiled sweetly. “Jinki hyungie?”

“Yes?”Jinki looked at him hopefully.

“Run.”

That was the only warning he got before Key charged at him with a spatula. Jinki screeched and fell, tripping over a kitchen stool in his haste to get away.

“Ow.”

“Serves you right,” scoffed Key. “Anyone who uses pickup lines like those needs to be exterminated.”

SHINee: 2 Jinki: 0.

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