A/N: The title might SAY Jinki but we all know that Jinki is a sweetheart and kind of fails at being a ert. Oh well. Inspired by the GreasyGyu series and this picture!

In retrospect, Jinki shouldn’t have listened to Kyuhyun. But it had all worked out right? Even though he was punished and Ryeowook got mad at him, he said that the prank was worth it. Well, Jinki hoped that his hyung was right because he wanted to shed his silly, innocent image. He was a charming man and damn it, he will be treated like one.

His first victim was Jonghyun. Kyuhyun had explained that it was better to go age wise. He saw the blond lounging around on the sofa and decided to give it a shot.

“Hey Jonghyun?”

“Yeah?”

“If I told you I want your body now, would you hold it against me?”

“…are we performing Britney Spears anytime soon?”

“No, Jonghyun. I am hitting on you.”

Jinki felt a little nervous as the blond stared at him. He was about to say something when Jonghyun burst out laughing. Jinki took a step back from the laughing man because honestly, he was getting scared.

“Hyung,” Jonghyun wheezed out. “That is not how you hit on somebody.”

Jinki’s face fell, along with his hopes. He tried not to grimace when Jonghyun hit his shoulder and walked away, still laughing. SHINee:1 Jinki: 0. 

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