A/N: Uh...this did not go the way I wanted it to xD It's a little more serious than others ^^;

Tricking Eunhyuk was never a problem, but finding him alone was. Donghae was always with him (always) and they had a large group of people surrounding them to make sure they don’t do anything stupid.

Kyuhyun tried everything; bribing him with food; faking injury; dance practice; singing practice and all sorts of stupid reasons. But he just couldn’t get rid of Donghae. He finally got the chance when Donghae went to visit his mother.

Eunhyuk was roaming around the dorm semi- as usual and Kyuhyun silently sent up a prayer for making things easier for him. He stalked Eunhyuk silently, until the older man settled himself on the couch.

“Hyuk hyung! I need your help!”

Eunhyuk jumped at the maknae’s loud voice and placed a hand over his loudly beating heart. “Can you not sneak up on me for once in your life? Christ, you scared the out of me.”

“I’m not sorry,” Kyuhyun snorted. “Anyway I really need your help.” He sat down next to Eunhyuk and turned to face him.

“Teach me how to kiss.”

Kyuhyun tried to control his face as his hyung choked on air and fell off the sofa.

“WHAT!?”

 “You heard me. There’s this...there’s someone that I like and I want to impress them.”

“Someone, eh?” Eunhyuk smirked. “Is there a reason why you won’t assign a gender to them? Is it a hoobae? Or is it a member?”