A/N: In honor of SHINee's comeback ^^ p.s it's a double update!

“Hyung, I have the perfect idea.”

That statement coming from Taemin’s mouth gave the rest of the members mixed feelings of curiosity and fear. The maknae generally had good ideas for himself, but spelt doom for his hyungs.

“Let’s hear it then.”

As Taemin laid out his plans of kidnapping and drinking and most importantly, pretty women; Jonghyun and Minho got progressively more enthusiastic while Jinki got paler with each word.

  “Yah yah, that all sounds good,” interrupted Key. “BUT, you’re forgetting one important thing.”

“What?”

“The old man is scared of women.”

They all turned to stare at Jinki, who whimpered under their gaze.

“Well, .”

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