CHAPTER 1 - You are so dead Seungri

Dara marches down the hallway of Strong Heart Studio, ready to kill the tactless maknae. She stops in front of a door with a sign  --------------> BIGBANG. It is BIGBANG’s dressing room. She took a deep breath and calmed herself. She opened the door slowly and peeked inside. With a fake smile plastered on her face she greeted them.

“Annyeonghaseyo….” She steps inside and closes the door behind her.

CLICK.

And she locks the door.

The guys of BIGBANG stared at her as if sensing the impending doom. They all stood up and greeted her.

“Annyeong….”

YOU-ARE-SOOOOOO-DEAD-SEUNGRI!!  (they all thought)

Seungri who is now fidgeting on his chair knows why Dara is there. He stares at his Hyungs as if looking for someone to save his . Dara is going to kill him!! TOP blocked Dara, 

“Oh… Dara-sshi… why are you here he he he??” he laughs wiping his sweaty forehead with the back of his hand.

“Oh… I am looking for our dear maknae LEE SEUNG HYUN” she said in an overly sweet manner with matching battling of eyelashes.

This alerted the guys. They all know that Dara only do this when she is very angry. And it seems like she is on the verge of exploding! Seungri quickly hid behind Ji Yong.

“Oh my Hyung… she is going to kill me.. omo omo omo…” he whispered to Ji Yong with trembling voice.

“Aish.. why do you always get involve to this kind of mess?! This is what happens when you can’t keep your mouth shut!” Ji Yong said.

“Oh… noona.. Seungri is very sick right now… he is suffering from…. From…” Daesung said trying to think of an excuse to prolong the life of the soon to be dead maknae. “…from Diarrhea…yes yes.. diarrhea. I think he ate something bad this morning.. something bad that it affects his mental status too. He is not thinking quite right this morning.. he even called me Hyung.” He smiles.

The guys looked at him as if saying You are just making things worst!

“Wae…” he said after seeing the look from his Hyung’s eyes.

Taeyang covered his mouth to prevent him from saying another word.        

“Well part of it was true… he he he… You know Daesung.. he has the habit of exaggerating things” said Taeyang who is now strangling Daesung.

“Oh… really?? Our dear maknae is sick??” Dara said smiling weirdly at Seungri. A smile that you cant really trust.

“Ne… ne… ne… Noona.. I am sick.. aw.. oh.. this stomach is really killing me.. oh… Gawwwd..” Seungri said putting up all the acting skill that he learned. He usually uses this whenever he has a good series of scolding from President Yang. And it happens to be very effective to their president but not with Dara  ^_______^ *evil grin*   She knows him too well.

“Oh really… poor you… come here to noona… noona will take care of you” she smiled sweetly at him while showing her fangs.

“Seungri you are so dead.. go run… quickly!” Ji Yong whispered to Seungri who is trembling behind him while pulling his shirt.