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[D O R M 3 - 2ND FLOOR]

5:26pm

Jihyo added Jiho, Mina, Roseanne, Lisa, Eunha, Yuju, Luda, Dawon, Binnie, Minkyung, Solbin, Chaeyeon, Jamie, Taeyang, Hyunbin, Donghyuk, Junhoe, Sicheng, Jaehyun, Bambam, Yugyeom, Jungkook, Minghao, Seokmin, Eunwoo, Mingyu and Gyujin in the chat.

Hyunbin: What's this about?

Jamie: gc name or are you dumb

Minghao: nah his eyes are just small.

Hyunbin: you have small eyes too, tho???
Hyunbin: don't @ me bish

Binnie: swish swish bish

Jiho: srsly tho?? We can literally knock on each other's door? I don't see the need for a gc.

Jihyo: Mrs. Parker

Solbin: new phone hu dat

Jihyo: the landlady, Solbin.

Solbin: oh, right.

Bambam: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Bambam: so what about mrs. Parker?

Jihyo: she heard the rumours about our batch.
Jihyo: she begged me to tell you to settle fights in a gc. And for you not to burn the dorm down.

Seokmin: OH YEAAAAAAAAH WE ARE BURNING THINGS UP!!!!!!

Jihyo: not on my watch!

Gyujin: Stats ppl! Do we have anything to do for Math03 also known as Statistics??

Jungkook: bruh arent you the only one in a Statistics major?

Gyujin: Psych and Econ people take Math03, too.

Junhoe: literally the only math we take. Psych here.

Jungkook: we aint in the same class for math03 tho. Idk bout seokmin where is that bish at?

Mingyu: here in the dorm room, devising a way to burn this place up
Mingyu: did you guys know that when the school is set on fire, every student automatically graduates with a degree?
Mingyu: so who's gonna take one for the team?

Solbin: try it.
Solbin: take one for the team
Solbin: didn't you try kfc's chocolate chicken a week ago?

Dawon: gross.

Yugyeom: o.o
Jungkook: o.o (2)

Jungkook: dawon is chatting on this gc? 😳

Luda: what she suddenly doesn't own a phone?
Luda: i'm with stuuuupiiiiid

Jungkook: I'm not stupid!

Luda: yea sure

Yuju: show choir ppl
Yuju: we have work to do, the seniors are RIOTING.

Jamie: lmao what's going on, Yuj?

Yuju: uh it's a mess down here, gtg picking up dawon from our room W T F 
Yuju: apparently that messy senior girl we all are afraid of is back from vacation. She’s on her final year so she’s on her final boss mode right now

Seokmin: Yuj should we get a coat? 
Seokmin: from the way you’re typing, it sounds like she’ll leave us out in the cold winter. Ah, that senior is scary.

Yuju: Yeah put on a coat

Jihyo: Huh? Which senior is it? Do we have to run? I have a Law quiz tomorrow!

Seokmin: Im Nayeon...

Jihyo: oh...

Jungkook: FUUUUK HAN GYUJIN HURRY UP NAYEON IS GONNA KILL US
Jungkook: BEFORE I GRADUATE
Jungkook: OH FCK HURRY UP
Jungkook: aAAAAAAHH

Bambam: This is why ya’ll should join my club Dab Society.
Bambam: I can make the arrangements

Yuju: Nah I’m good.

Seokmin: Yeah me too