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10 : Christmas Texts

Yoo Taeyang and Bae Binnie’s Personal Messages
December 23, 2017
8:00am

Taeyang
Oi.
Binnie.

Binnie
What? Can’t believe you’re contacting me during the holidays.

Taeyang
Saw your snap. 
Taeyang sent a photo.

You’re in the hood and you didn’t bother to tell me?

Binnie
So you could what? Hit on me?

Taeyang
Nah.
You’re a difficult woman.
Not that it’s a problem.
But it sort of is.

Binnie
If you want to diss me, do it at school.

Taeyang
And you’d do, what? Give me a hundred push-ups?

Binnie
Oh, I’m genuinely thinking about it!

Taeyang
Aren’t you even going to meet me?

Binnie
And why would I do that?

Taeyang
Don’t you need back-up?
You’re meeting with Changkyun, right?

Binnie
O_O
What the hell?
Are you a fortuneteller?!

Taeyang
Ew no.
It’s just that you and Changkyun would meet in that cafe, all the time last year.

Binnie
O_O
Were you stalking me?!
I didn’t know I was your type!

Taeyang
R U Kidding me?
I used to part-time there.
Know what? I take it back!

Binnie
Lol you’re the one who started it.
Oh, you live nearby? This cafe is close to the school, though.

Taeyang
Yeah. I don’t like my house
but yeah, I mean it tho.
If you need backup.
I know how much of a bastard Changkyun was.

Binnie
Like you are?
Towards Solbin?

Taeyang
Are you dissing me, now?

Binnie
Maybe.
Y’know what, come out. I’ll treat you coffee, maybe.

Taeyang
LOL that would be nice!
OTW!

Xu Minghao and Lee Luda’s Personal Messages
December 23, 2017
8:30am

Minghao
Ok first of all.
WHY did you get me THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WEED PACK FOR OUR EXCHANGE GIFT?????????????

Luda
Excuse me Xu Minghao
Who was the son of a who suggested the theme for exchange gift to be “High”?! I only did as noted!
AND Jaehyun brought that

Minghao
GOD YUJU SAW IT.
AND SHE ALMOST SENT A SNAP TO MY MOM.
MY ONE AND ONLY CHOI YUJU THOUGHT I GOT WEED FROM U

Luda
I should’ve just bought you a

Minghao
Who buys CONDOMS for Christmas parties??

Luda
Juhoe got me one. That idiot doesn’t know that I’m not going to be spending my holidays with my boyfriend.

Minghao
Why not?
Oh right I forgot SOMEONE went nuts yesterday because of a couple.

Luda
That someone is my boyfriend, watch your words, there.
How’s Mingyu holding up?

Minghao
It’s year 2099 and he’s still waiting for Chaeyeon’s text.
Or call
Or maybe just an IG story?
LITERALLY ANYTHING CHAEYEON CAN KEEP HIM ON HIS FEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

Luda
I only know one thing
Han Gyujin destroyed Chaeyeon’s phone, that’s for sure.

Minghao
Eyy
Gotta lie better than that.
Gyujin can’t touch an ant!

Luda
Yeah whatever

Minghao
Wow, you don’t sound Luda-ish.

Luda
I’m just sad
This whole Mingyu Chaeyeon thing is taking a toll on my relationship.

Minghao
Looks like it.
Well, you can always go clubbing!
I know a GREAT club up North.

Luda
Thanks but no thanks.
I don’t like hanging out with elites and also
I think I had my fair share of clubbing. But thanks anyway.

Minghao
Huh?
Did you, by chance?
Have/Had a one night stand?
Because Solbin just said the EXACT SAME THING.

Luda
Whatever, I’ll leave it to your imagination.

Minghao
???????? Dafuq????????

Jeon Jungkook and Lisa Manoban’s Personal Messages
December 23, 2017
8:54am

Jungkook
Uh Lisa?

Lisa
What is it?
How did you even get my phone number?

Jungkook
Eyyyy even homeless people have facebook!
Not that I’m implying that I’m homeless and all.

Lisa
What is it?
You and I don’t interact at all.

Jungkook
You gave me cash for our exchange gift...
Jungkook sent a photo.

Why?

Lisa
Buy your own weed.
I’ve done enough weed transactions.

Jungkook
Thnx but I don’t do weed
I drink tho.

Lisa
Then buy something nice. Is that my problem?

Jungkook
I want to buy something for my sister, then. Is it ok?

Lisa
Why wouldn’t it be?

Jungkook
No, but
Can you like
You know,
Come with me and help me pick something out?
Come buy something with me? I’m really bad at picking stuffs.

Lisa
Then get Eunha?
You’re a socialite. You can ask anyone out.

Jungkook
Eunha’s prepping for charity work.
Jae, Rosie and Gyujin are busy with ChaeGyu business
Dawon’s out of state
Do you really think I’ll ask you if I had anyone else?

Lisa
What about Minghao? Or Seokmin?

Jungkook
Those Northside rich kids don’t know a thing about shopping tho?

Lisa
And you expect me to?

Jungkook
No actually
My sister dresses up like u.
And I really want to buy her something she’d like.
She’s the one who comes over and buys us food in the dorm.

Lisa
Fine.
Meet my by the south circle at 10.
I know a place.

Jungkook
Thanks! You’re nice, after all!

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