26.  “Sorry, I thought I was alone…”
27.  “Is it supposed to look like that? Are you sure?”
33.  “Asking for a friend…Do you know how to get a foot out of the toilet?”

I didn’t expect to get a call from my adorable boyfriend at 5am, but when his ringtone blared throughout my bedroom, I had no choice but to answer. His 5am phone calls were always interesting.

“What’s up TaeTae?” I answered groggily.

“Asking for a friend…Do you know how to get a foot out of the toilet?”

“Do I know how to get a foot out of a toilet?” I asked him back…dumbfounded at the stupidity of my boyfriend.

“Yeah…My-…I mean…Rap Monster got his foot stuck in the toilet trying to set up some shelves in the bathroom…”

“At 5am?” I asked skeptically.

“Mhm!” He answered happily, “But any ideas on how to get the foot out? It’s really painful…Namjoon says…”

“Tell him to try a plunger and then to go the back to bed because NORMAL people are trying to sleep but CANT because their roommate is being LOUD!” I heard my roommate yell as she pulled the pillow over her head.

…When the did she get back?

“Sorry, I thought I was alone…” I told her as she groaned into the pillow.

“This is the seventeenth time Y/N…” She moaned, “SEVENTEENTH ING TIME THAT KIM TAEHYUNG HAS FOUND A WAY TO RUIN MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!! AND HE’S NOT EVEN MY ING BOYFRIEND!!!!”

I sighed…there was no way to win with her…

“How ba