Kyung Scenario, Part 1

This is a scenario that mybiasbringsallthegirlstotheyard and I randomly whipped up a few nights ago. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it!

Okay, so this is long af and has to broken down into two parts. I’ll be posting part two as soon as my carpal tunnel quits kicking my .

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You rolled out of your warm bed and checked your phone. Usually, your lovely boyfriend would leave you cute messages for the mornings that you had to wake up without him by your side. Today, the only message was: “I’m going to call later.”
You frowned,but then remembered that he had schedules today. He was probably just too busy. You headed to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Hafway through cooking the last few pieces of bacon, your phone began to rang. Kyung’s voice floated through the house, your ringtone for him being a recording you had taken one morning of him singing “Where, When, How?” to you.
“Maybe he’s on break?” you say to no one in particular. You flip the bacon over and answer the call.
“Hey, what’s up?”
The phone nearly fell into the pan as you tried to save the bacon from burning. You move it to the other ear as you put a coupleslices of bread into the toaster.
“Good morning, babe. How did you sleep without me?”
You can’t help but grin at how greasy he’s being.
“I slept like a log,"you reply. "I’m making a big delicious breakfast right now and you don’t get any.” You giggled. “How did your interview go?”
You heard voices in the background, then his response.
“It was fine. The others want to talk to you, too.”
You grin, thinking the next voice you hear would be the dorky Pyo. Even though he was a year older than you, you couldn’t help but see him as a younger brother.
However, instead of Pyo’s deep voice, you heard Zico’s.
“__-ssi, can I ask you something? How did Kung ask you out?”
You heard a lot of giggling and Kyung trying to mske it sound like he was very romantic. You laughed at his antics.
“Don’t let him lie to you, Jiho-ssi.He came to my job every day for a month and refused to stop spouting cheesy pickup lines until I agreed to go on a date with him. It was adorable and annoying.”
Zico roared with laughter while Kyung sputtered in the background.
“It worked, though. Didn’t it, jagiyah?”
“That it did Kyung. Is that all you wanted?” You walked to the dining room, careful so that you didn’t drop your plate or cup.
Muffled conversations filled the phone line.
“One more question.”
“What is it, Jiho-ssi?”
“Has he kissed you yet?”
A dull thud sounded, followed by some protests. You guessed that Kyung had hit Zico.
“Oh, you want to hear that story? Oppa, can I tell?”
Kyung mumbled something that sounded like a no.
“I’m going to tell anyway, Kyunggie Dearest.”
Chuckles met your ears.
“Kyung thought it would be romantic to go on a picnic, but he forgot to check the weather forecast. It rained the entire time. We were soaking wet and he just leaned over to kiss me. I accidentally sneezed in his face.” You took a bite of toast. “If I remember right, I got a really nasty cold because of it.”
Laughter exploded from the other end of the phone. Still giggling, Zico thanked you and said bye.
You expected Kyung to get back on the line and whine at you for telling the story, but were surprised again when you heard Minhyuk’s soft voice.
“___-ssi, do you guys have couple’s items? Has Kyung-hyung given you any?”
“We do. He knows how much I love tea, so he got us maching mugs. I’m actually wearing one of the shirts, and last week he surprised me with a really pretty little bracelet.”
You fiddled with the bright blue woven band around your wrist.
“Is he still wearing his, Minhyuk-ssi?”
“Yeah, he is.”
“Good. Sometimes I feel like he goes out of his way to make sure that everyone knows I’m his. Just wanted to make sure that that one little thing said he was mine. Anything else?”
You could almost see Kyung puff u with pride at your words.
“No, that’s all. Thank you.”
The sounds of a scuffle echoed in the phone. You guessed they were teasing Kyung. Sipping on some tea, you waited to see who you would hear from next.
“___-ssi, is it okay if i ask a question?” Yukwon politely inquired.
“Yes, U-Kitty. You may ask a question, too.”
You heard him grumble something about not calling him that.
“My question is: Whose aegyo do you like the best in Block B?”
“Oh, that’s an easy question! Of course I like yours and Minhyuk’s aegyo the most!”
Kyung’s offended exclamation was quickly drowned in laughter.
“You are just so adorable that I want to give you a cookie, and Min’s dimple is too much to handle. Add aegyo and it’s so cute that I want to puke. In a good way.”
There was more laughter and a few loud bangs as they fought for the phone.
“Do you know what your boyfriend is wearing today?” asked a very giggly Jaehyo.
“Is he wearing that ugly sweater thing again? Ugh, he knows I hate that monstrosity. Kyung, are you wearing it?!”
“Even your own girlfriend thinks your sweaters are ugly!” Jaehyo called out.
“What is he wearing? Please tell me it’s decent and makes him look good.”
“Actually, he’s wearing-”
A loud shout interrupted his sentence. More shouting followed. You couldn’t help but laugh at these boys.
“I have another question.” Zico sounded far too excited about something.
You were beginning to get suspicious. After all, You hadn’t heard from Pyo or Taeil yet and they always made a point to tell you hello.
“Jiho-ssi, where is Pyo and Taeil? I don’t hear them.”
“They’re…busy.”
“Oh. Well remind them about dinner tonight. I’m making my specialty just for Pyo’s birthday.”
“I will. Anyway,my question is-”
“What is up with all of these questions today? You really need to find a better hobby than this. Oh well, what do you want to know?”
“Is Kyung-hyung a good kisser?”
You heard Kyung in the background, arguing about his kissing prowess.
“That’s a bit personal, Jiho, but yes.”
The sound of someone gagging as followed by more laughter.
“Boys? Why are you so curious today? what’s going on?”
Your phone vibrated, indicating a text message. Taei’s name flashed on the screen.
“Why did Taeil-oppa just text me to stop answering the questions? Park Kyung, what did you do? You have five seconds to explain yourselves.”
You weren’t shouting. Your voice was calm and firm. Sudden silence filled your ears as all sound from the other end of the phone line stopped.
“Can I tell you later? Please, jagiah?” Kyung pleaded.
“I love you, but you have some explaining to do when you get here. Goodbye.”
Not even two seconds after you hung up, you got another message from Taeil. It consisted of three photos.
The first showed Jaehyo and Zico fighting on what looked like a stage, struggling on the ground. The second was most of he members laughing at something. The last was of Pyoji. His face was distraught and flushed red as if he were embarassed.
What had happened a that interview?
You grabbed your laptop, typing the date and Block B into the search bar.
An article popped up, it’s headline in bold lettering.
“Park Kyung Announces Girlfriend!”
You scrolled down to see a photo. It was Kyung, but what he was wearing was way worse than an ugly sweater.
On his t-shirt, in big bright blue letter were the words “I’m dating ___!”. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a picture of you accompanied the gaudy words.
Under the photo was a video link. You clicked it. Your voice bellowed from the laptop speakers. Each question they MC asked was repeated to an unsuspecting you over the phone by a member. Said members continued to laugh. At one point, Jaehyo fell out of his seat from laughing to hard. Jihoon was in the back, visibly freaking the freak out as Taeil tried to calm him down.
This was why they were suddenly curious aout your relationship.
He was dead. Park ing Kyung was a dead man walking.