A/N: Someone either hold a gun to my temple and force me to update my other stories or confiscate my laptop so I won't try to start new ones. My MarkSon feels are reaching an all-time high these days, what with their special guesting on After School Club After Show and interactions in Dream Knight /and/ all those fan accounts of them going out for V-Day dinner together last night.  I'm a happy shipper, what can I say ~

FYI it's honestly going to be NOTHING like what you imagined this story will be like (hence the tag crack and not ). But let's see just how many of y'all have dirty minds that misinterprete everything.

I'm dedicating this story to my dear azuremiracle, who has always been a constant source of support and strength to me and the first one I turn to whenever my crazy brain comes up with an insane story plot, the only person who ever entertains the sheer silliness of my ideas, and though she honestly doesn't give two hoots about MarkSon she always laughs along to my stupidity and gives me the go-ahead to express my wackiness.

Even though you're going through trying times in your life right now, just know that I'll always be here for you too and that you get a kick out of reading this stupid thing and can still laugh out loud, even if it only were for a short moment,

Also, in case you're wondering why some of these drabbles sound familiar, it's because I've already tweeted some of them last night under the hashtag #MarkSon50ShadesofGrey out of my own boredom.

Credits to Exquisita Designs poster shop for the gorgeous poster! Mad loves ♥

And a shoutout to blaqandwhite_ for the brilliant idea to name the chapters after legit shades of gray! ♥♥