It is nearing midnight on Tuesday when Mark settles himself on the couch in the dorm's living room, swathed in blankets and his snacks laid out within on the coffee table. He switches the television on at 11.10 and watches the mind-numbing commercials blankly. Five minutes later, the images fade off into an all-too-familar welcome screen that cues the start of his favourite show.

Mark nearly chokes on his soda when his boyfriend finally comes on. His eyes are fixated on the screen because damn, that . It's huge and curvy and attractive in all the right places. He still manages to swallow despite the lump in his throat, though. The second it switches to the commercials, Mark whips his phone out and is dialing Jackson.

"Jesus ing Christ, Jackson Wang!" Mark screams into his phone the moment his call connects. "What the actual ??"

Jackson's high-pitched laughter greets him instead of an answer. "I'm guessing you're watching Roommate right now?"

"You bet I am!" The younger lets out a muffled giggle on the other end and it calms Mark down, just barely. "What were you thinking?"

"I thought it was cute!" Jackson defends himself. "Don't you think so too?"

Mark sighs heavily. "Is this a sign that we're going to live on a farm in the future if I marry you? If it is I'm breaking things off."

"Just because I stayed with Michael for two days and find donkeys incredibly adorable in general doesn't mean I'm head over heels crazy in love with him. He was... Nice while it lasted but I'm not really going to buy him when I make 200 million KRW."

"You better not be!" Mark huffs. "The only you should be obssessed with is mine!"