Thirty-Eighth Letter

Dear the apparently "human" Taemin,

Yes, I like mice too. That's why they're sill alive, instead of on the bottom of my trash bin being eaten by flies. It's their pouty faces, I'm telling you.

I figured that the drawer wasn't a good home for them. That's why I lured them out with peanuts and put them in this old shoebox I have. Then Onew tried to chew his way out of the shoebox, so I put another one outside of that. I'm sorry I didn't lure than out with Pocky, but I don't like them that much.

So how's school been going? Are you done with all your make up work, or do you still have a lot to catch up on? I hope people are being nice to you. If they're not, just tell them that you know someone that slashed a teacher's tires. That should shut them up.

Sorry for offending you. I'm sure you're an amazing dancer. I kind of want to see you dance now. Have you tried that move again?

So, here's the picture you wanted. Onew's the one on the left who looks like he could lose a few ton, but he just chomps down peanuts like there's no tomorrow. Jonghyun's the one in the middle. He pretty much serves Key. He and I are pretty tight. He's my bro-mouse. Key's the one on the right who looks like he's dieting. He likes music and he spends most of the day grooming himself. I've checked his gender many times. Apparently, he's male, but I don't buy it. If you could see him and Jonghyun together...

Anyway, there's your picture. Until next time, candy fly! By the way, do you have any pets? If not, do you want any? What kind?

Answer the questions or I'll come after you with legions of killer coins.

Minho-hyung