Minnie,

If you went to my school... Damn... I'm not even going to go into what I'd do to you. Hyung IS creepy... and slightly illegal... You've never been to a party? You'd know what I mean if you had. They're loud and filled with... Well, you don't want to know.

I didn't mean to yell! I'm sorry. I was just asking because that seems like a really risky thing to do. I'm sorry if I offended you... Damn, I sound like you used to. I didn't want you to apologize, Minnie. I just wanted to know why you'd do something like stand on one hand.

And I can't go near the dirty clothes in my drawer... The mice bite. There are three of them. I named them Jonghyun, Onew, and Key. Onew keps eating my food, so I'm not going to put the pocky that you gave me into there. But they're really cute, so I can't bear to throw them away. I just feed them peanuts. I have a lot of peanuts.

My heart wasn't lopsided! Stop making it feel bad. You'll make it cry, and then the letter will get all went and then it'll completely fall apart and end the world. But since you asked, ♥.

I am a new species of e. I offer candy flies.

And yes, you're my friend. I trust you, I like talking to you. You're my friend. Am I your friend?

Your lame hyung,

Minho the pedo frog.

P.S You sent me Pocky. I like Pocky.