"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[7:41 pm]

bashful: we should do introductions

soakjean: yoon isn't here

sleepy: i'm here

soakjean: wow ok

bashful: i'll start

bashful: i'm jungkook!! i'm 18, dance major, yoongi is my cousin even though he seems like my grandpa

taesthetic: SEND PICS SEND PICS

taesthetic: THIS MUSCLE BUNNY IS SO CUTE ADJKLDGHJK

bashful: no i'm not

sleepy: jeon jungkook send pictures right now or i will

bashful: !!!!!

bashful:

soakjean: ...

soakjean: what is this

soakjean: child, i have better pictures of you

bashful: oh no jin pls don't

soakjean:

soakjean:

soakjean: oh and remember this photoshoot you had with yourself on my phone

bashful: jIN NO

taesthetic: jIN YES

soakjean:

soakjean:

louddanceguy: goddamn

bashful: i'm so mortified right now

taesthetic: who wants to see jungkook taking a selfie

thicc: ??

taesthetic:

thicc: isn't it sad that you have this picture

taesthetic: ok mY TURN

taesthetic: i'm kim taehyung, 20, fashion design major, daegu born n raised

sleepy: wait srsly

taesthetic: yeah why

sleepy: no uh reason

taesthetic: uh huh

taesthetic: anyway back to me

taesthetic: here are some of my best photos

thicc: don't feel the need to send more than one i'm sure we'll all be blind enough after the first

taesthetic: shut the up park jimin i am a work of art

thicc: yeah a work of finger paint art done by a two year old that was eaten and then vomited by the family dog

taesthetic: ...

taesthetic: the two year old was eaten

thicc: oh my ing god

louddanceguy: SEND THE PICTURES SO WE CAN MOVE ON

taesthetic:

taesthetic:

taesthetic:

taesthetic:

sleepy: this is you

sleepy: this is the guy who cries over bikes and acts like a 5 yr old

taesthetic: excuse me i am mentally THREE years old tyvm

sleepy: again

sleepy: this is you

thicc: unfortunately i can confirm that this indeed is the kim taehyung, idol of idiot worshippers

taesthetic: idgi

thicc: exactly

soakjean: who wants to go next?

louddanceguy: ummm

louddanceguy: i can go..?

sleepy: go ahead dude

louddanceguy: um i'm jung hoseok

louddanceguy: dance major, 21 years old, dance is my passion

sleepy: what kind of dance do you do?

louddanceguy: mostly hi