"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[1:26 pm]

lil: WHERE IS MY COW YOU MALEVOLENT TRAITOR

lil: oh oops wrong chat haha

mamaduck: where

mamaduck: why

mamaduck: when

mamaduck: why.

bunny: well it's not our fault you guys are too lame to have your own cows

destruction: well if having a cow = malevolent friends

bunny: that's just tae, everyone hates him

lil: OW

lil: KOOK UR MY

lil: BEST

lil: FRIEND

lil: MY BF

lil: HOW COULD U DO THIS 2 ME

yoongi: why am i friends with you guys

lil: bc we FUNNNN + we have cows

yoongi: you guys are loud

mochi: hoseok is loud

yoongi: hoseok is different

mamaduck: AWWWWWWWW

lil: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT

mochi: OH MY GOD AHSDKJFAZSDAKHJ YOONGI YOU SAP

bunny: am i

bunny: is this real life

mochi: WHERE IS HOSEOK

destruction: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS HE'S HIDING UNDER HIS BED LETTING OUT SQUEALS

mamaduck: OH MY GOD YOONGI JUST GIGGLED

mamaduck: HWAIHEFVDCXMN

bunny: ?

mamaduck: HES TRUONG TO EAT NE FAVE ME MY FRISNDS

bunny: ???

mamaduck: YOOJNG IS A MOMSYER HALPP NEEEE

friendly: he's not a monster he's an angel

mamaduck: HOSEONG YOU TRAUTIR

mamaduck: WHY IS THIA SO VUTE TGAT I CANT EVEN COMPALIN

"Jimin and Tae"

[2:41 pm]

mochi: hey

mochi: uh

mochi: i'm sorry i said ur lazy

mochi: and a bastard

lil: um

lil: i'm sorry i called u fat

lil: ur not fat at all

lil: or ugly

lil: which i'm also sorry for saying

mochi: yeah

lil: cool

"PG-banter b/w brofriends"

[8:45 pm]

bunny: hypothetically

bunny: if i was going to select an ice cream flavor for an ice cream cake for my hypothetical niece

bunny: what would hypothetically be the best choice

mamaduck: out of all the hypothetical ice cream flavors?

bunny: yea

mamaduck: you don't know what her favorite is?

bunny: nope

mamaduck: vanilla, just to be safe

lil: that's so boring ew

lil: you should do banana ice cream

mochi: what no you HEATHEN

lil: IT'S GOOD

mochi: cookies and cream

lil: YOU DARE SPEAK DOWN ON MY BANANA FOR THAT

mochi: it's the only one that's worth considering!!

mochi: out of your terrible suggestions

lil: what the

lil: WHAT THE

mochi: calm your

lil: even mint ice cream is better than the flavor that must not be named

mochi: MINT????????

mochi: why do your tastebuds hate you tae????????

lil: why did yours abandon you

mochi: u wanna fite

lil: go ahead hoe ur tiny hands can't do much damage

mochi: shut the up

bunny: haha what's he gon do

bunny: headbutt your belly button

mochi: say goodbye to your ankles while they're whole

lil: uh huh

mochi: YOU

lil: ok so when u over

mochi: oh god that's not

mochi: what i meant

friendly: haha now