hi everyone

your author is sick

you may be wondering, "IN MAY???", to which i would reply, "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

but alas, my immune system is weak and seems to never get stronger so i'm basically sick every month of the year (that's a lie, and i usually get over it in a week or so)

so here is your ultra short chapter, written and edited in a foggy haze and birthed from my boredom and lack of entertainment

"Tae and Yoongi"

[9:02 am]

lil: heeeyoungg

yoongi: wtf

lil: how westerners pronounce hyung

yoongi: um ok what do you want

lil: r u busy today

yoongi: not rlly why

lil: let's go out for food!

yoongi: why

lil: :( bc i like spending time w my friends

yoongi: ...

yoongi: i'm really suspicious what do you want

lil: OH MY GOD

lil: NOTHING I'M JUST NICE

lil: fine we don't have to forget i asked

yoongi: ok fine sorry

yoongi: do you want me to pay?

lil: no it's ok! :)

"Jimin and Seokjin"

[2:48 pm]

mochi: jin hyung... i'm sorry... pls come back i miss u

mochi: i wanna go out for drinks w u and talk to u about all the cute ppl besides urself

mochi: apparently you only go out when you have to and don't talk to anyone

mochi: whyyy

mochi: what happened

mochi: why can't you talk to me about it?

mochi: it was just something that happened when we were drunk right?

mochi: it can't be that bad

mochi: so bad you won't let me buy you food?

mochi: ...okay

"Yoongi and Jin"

[4:29 pm]