"Jin and Yoongi"

[2:04 am]

soakjean: i know you're sleeping

soakjean: but i'm awake and i can't stop thinking

soakjean: i like him

soakjean: like a lot

soakjean: like

soakjean: i really really like him

sleepy: why

soakjean: oh hi

sleepy: he's clumsy and a dork

sleepy: hi

soakjean: i know but

soakjean: he's also so kind. i saw him walk an elderly woman all the way to her car once when we were shopping

soakjean: we weren't even leaving yet

soakjean: and he gets so excited over plushies and his dimples make me so soft

soakjean: and he's always there for everyone when they're upset

soakjean: and goddamn the things he says

soakjean: he's simultaneously adorable and dorky and deep and intellectual

soakjean: i could listen to him talk for hours

soakjean: i'm more entertained by him than i am by looking in the mirror

soakjean: and he's attractive too

soakjean: like a solid 9.5

soakjean: i'm a 10

sleepy: um wow

sleepy: i don't really know what to say

sleepy: please don't set yourself up for heartbreak, hyung

sleepy: you know namjoon veers towards girls, even if he is some level of queer

soakjean: i know

soakjean: i don't think

soakjean: i'd ever be able to tell him anyway

soakjean: i'll just suffer in quiet

sleepy: :((

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[9:29 am]

louddanceguy: hey joon wanna know what happens when you don't answer my texts

louddanceguy: you get exposed in the group chat

thicc: oh dear

louddanceguy: hey everyone, i saw namjoon at the mall with a chick the other day

louddanceguy: they might not be dating but then again

louddanceguy: they might be

taesthetic: damnnnnn my boi joonie gettin summmm

thicc: pls Shut Up And Never Speak Again

taesthetic: pls Stop Being A

thicc: i hope u trip and fall face first into a soaked blanket

taesthetic: i hope someone replaces ur with a cactus

thicc: i hope ur flat gets stuck in the toilet

taesthetic: i hope a jellyfish gets up ur

sleepy: y'all are disgusting

bashful: why is everything you guys say ual

thicc: why u making it ual

soakjean: i'm starting to feel like no one pays attention to the name of this chat

sleepy: ok but did you really have to name it "PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

soakjean: yes of course

thejoon: oh god

taesthetic: MY BOI JOONIE

bashful: OOOH WE HEARD YOU GOT A GF

bashful: IS IT TRUE

taesthetic: IS IT TRUEEEEEEE

taesthetic: IS IT TRUEEEEEE

taesthetic: HYEWWW

taesthetic: HYEWWW

taesthetic: where have i heard that b4

bashful: idk but it seems familiar

thicc: NAMJOON SPILL

thejoon: okok

thejoon: i have a gf

bashful: ooooooooooooooohh

bashful: joonie's gettin laidddddddd

thejoon: i mean i won't deny it

thicc: !!!!!!!!!

sleepy: hey why don't we leave joon's business to joon

louddanceguy: i agree

soakjean: hoe you started this

louddanceguy: but the REAL question is

louddanceguy: did YOU start it

soakjean: ...

soakjean: i think you've been spending time with taehyung

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[8:02 pm]

taesthetic: what y'all up to

sleepy: composing

louddanceguy: dance

soakjean: eating

bashful: eating & overwatch

thejoon: just finished studying

thejoon: abouta go eat and then study some more

taesthetic: how do u have gf

bashful: well tae how do you ever get laid

taesthetic: using my irresistable charms

taesthetic: also i'm hot

taesthetic: how is this related i'm not in an actual relationship

bashful: idk i just couldn't understand how either worked out

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