a velociraptor with a flashlight in its mouth
brofriendsWOWIE someone actually did it!!!!!!! i'm feelin so loved right now seriously. i'm so lucky to have such fluffy bunnies read my trash ;;-;;
k anyway the rest of y'all will be spoiled!! go thank that sweetheart not me i didn't do anything it's hearts like those that deserve the love actually
"Tae and Jimin"
[12:03 am]
mochi: wait
mochi: lemme get this straight
mochi: you were a for years
mochi: because you were jealous???
lil: i'm so sorry jimin i didn't mean any of the things i said
mochi: lol no that's not an excuse for shattering several of my girl friends' self esteems
mochi: sometimes they'd come to me CRYING because of something you said out of NOWHERE
mochi: and for what?????
mochi: u were right, i think ur 100%
mochi: like i thought you were a child
mochi: but i didn't think the levels of immature even reached that high
mochi: next time something happens like this, get the over yourself taehyung
mochi: don't talk to me again
"Jungkook and Tae"
[10:29 am]
bunny: yoooooooo tae wanna come over and play overwatch?
bunny: ...tae?
bunny: did u die
bunny: ok wait it's been like half an hour
bunny: i will actually call the cops tae where ru
lil: i don't want to
bunny: what????? why??????
lil: just not in the mood
bunny: who are you lmao??
bunny: seriously what's up with you?
lil: pls stop i don't feel like talking
bunny: WOAH
bunny: what the is happening
bunny: did you get abducted by aliens lol
lil: kook i will mute ur notifs if you keep spamming me
bunny: fine omfg
"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"
[11:13 am]
bunny: any1 know what the is wrong with tae
yoongi: no..?
friendly: you're his best friend
bunny: yea but he won't talk to me
friendly: ://
destruction: haven't rly talked to him b/w last night and now sorry
mamaduck: what was he like?
bunny: he was just closed?
bunny: he said he didn't wanna talk which is just so weird
friendly: hey where's jimin been btw?
mochi: i have a request
friendly: hello to you too
mochi: seokjin hyung pls remove me from this chat
mamaduck: no...?
mochi: please
mamaduck: why?
mochi: fine
friendly: ..........he probably muted us
yoongi: ......
bunny: oh
yoongi: yep
destruction: what?
destruction: oh
mamaduck: that's so weird they were getting along so well
friendly: maybe sleeping together made it weird
bunny: it's not weird, they're angry
yoongi: we're probably missing something
"Hobi and Jimin"
[11:28 am]
friendly: do you wanna talk about it?
mochi: no
friendly: ok
friendly: well i'm here
friendly: and i'll support you no matter what
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