Legally Blonde
brofriends"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"
[4:02 pm]
mochi: HEY YOU GUYS
mochi: I'M BLONDE AGAIN
mochi: WOW I REMEMBER THIS FEELING
yoongi: welcome to the club
mochi: I'M A RETURNING MEMBER HOW U DOIN
destruction: wait are three of us blonde now?
lil: maybe i shud be blonde too
mochi: ew no
lil: what why??
mochi: you should do
mochi: like a dark blue color
mamaduck: ooooh yeah that would be nice
destruction: expensive probably
destruction: and fade fast
lil: why u gotta be such a downer man
destruction: hey i'm just STATING the FACTS
lil: ur FACTS are DEPRESSING
mamaduck: woah ok is it tae and joon who argue now
mochi: don't take my title
bunny: this family is so weird
lil: HEY WHAT IF I HAD PURPLE HAIR
yoongi: did jungkook seriously only come in to tell everyone he thinks we're weird
destruction: ok but what if I had SILVER HAIR
friendly: or red hair
bunny: yes i did whatchugondoboutit
friendly: joon would look good with red hair
mochi: agreed
friendly: and jimin looks hella good blonde haha you ers
destruction: he could literally send us a picture
friendly: but he won't bc he loves me the most
mochi: ummmm yeahhh.... but....
friendly: park jimin
mochi: i like showing off haha sry!
friendly: that's like the most insincere sorry i've ever received jackass
mochi:
mochi: haha love you seokie!
friendly: no u don't liar
mamaduck: DAMN
destruction: .....wow......jiminie
bunny: holy
yoongi: what kind of playboy face is that
friendly: taehyung what do YOU think?
lil: it's ok
friendly: ,,,,,,,"it's ok"???
friendly: he looks like a GOD
mochi: aw stop it
friendly: yeah ok you always look like a god
friendly: seriously tae?????
destruction: if we're being honest he's probably teenage boy screaming into his pillow right now
friendly: ...... yeah ok i accept that
"plan impress jin"
[9:39 pm]
destruction: does anyone wanna hear a story
lil: no
bunny: probably not
friendly: no
mochi: wow i feel bad
mochi: go ahead and tell us, namjoon
destruction: ok so i went to dinner with jin tonight
lil: WOAH WOAH WOAH BAC IT UP
friendly: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO
bunny: ok wait you were on a DATE??? no cafe serenade needed??
destruction: the fact that you guys are so uninterested in me and so invested in my love life should be telling me something about you guys as friends
friendly: but you keep us bc you can't get any other ones, continue
destruction: that was rude
lil: CONTINUE
destruction: ok okok fine
destruction: no it was not a date
lil: awwwwwwwwww
friendly: awwwwwwwwwww
bunny: then what was it???
mochi: awwwwwwwwww
destruction: seokjin doesn't like going to restaurants by himself because he always gets hit on and he learned from experience that none of y'all are reliable or care about him so he's just taken to eating with me like twice a week or whenever he doesn't wanna cook
destruction: and this time, even though i was there, a waitress hit on him kind of badly
destruction: she kept making inappropriate remarks about him
destruction: kind of like he was a piece of meat
destruction: so i jumped in and said i was his bf
lil: OOOOH
destruction: and she backed off FINALLY
destruction: when we were leaving, i grabbed his hand and looked back to glare at her
destruction: but as soon as we were out of the building, jin let go of my hand and started apologizing to me?
destruction: he was like, "i'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable"
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