idk french i used google translate bc my girls (g)i-dle recommended her

go listen to $$$ tis lit

also, this chapter is like 99% angst/feels and i'm sorry :(( but needs to happen before it can be happy again

LOOK FORWARD TO THE HAPPY MY DUCKLINGS

"Yoongi and Taehyung"

[8:44 am]

lil: wanna go out?

lil: hyung?

lil: yoongi

lil: min yoongi

lil: yoongles

yoongi: what the do you want

lil: wanna go out?

yoongi: no

yoongi: off

lil: awwwww ish lil yoongi gwumpy

yoongi: what the

lil: *pouts*

yoongi: oh my god stop

lil: tell me what's up hyung

yoongi: nothing why would you think something is up oh my god

lil: uh huh

yoongi: nothing's up

lil: uh huh

yoongi: can you stop?

lil: uh huh

yoongi: wtf i'm fine

lil: uh huh

yoongi: are you planning on ever stopping

lil: uh huh

yoongi: goddammit tae i'm okay

lil: uh huh

lil: see if you were actually okay, you'd have given up and just ignored me but the fact that you're stressing out so much means that you aren't okay but you're too scared of discussing your feelings so you want me to give up

yoongi: why do you care

lil: bc i'm ur friend, that's what friends do

yoongi: it's not even a big deal ok dw about it

lil: if it's not a big deal why don't you tell me about it?

yoongi: fine you ing leech

yoongi: there's this guy who i was kind of into that put me so far in the friendzone he started talking about other people he likes with me

lil: oh wow

yoongi: yea ik don't need to rub it in my face

yoongi: whatever he was probably too good for me anyway

lil: well not if he couldn't see how lucky he'd be to have you

yoongi: i think you forgot we're talking about me here

lil: shut up

lil: do u still...

lil: like him?

yoongi: yeah

yoongi: but it's fine

yoongi: whatever

lil: :(

yoongi: don't worry about me taehyung

lil: :((

"Jimin and Taehyung"

[9:01 am]

lil: ok i did it i successfully riPPED MY OWN HEART OUT OF MY CHEST

mochi: why what happened?

lil: yoongi hyung is unhappy

mochi: well yeah i told u that

lil: his story is sad

mochi: what did he say?

lil: [