"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[7:31 am]

sleepy: do we wanna know

taesthetic: prob not

taesthetic: so i was pouring jungle juice down the back of someone's shirt

sleepy: aaaaaand we're hearing it anyway

taesthetic: i can't remember why, probably because they were hot

taesthetic: next thing i know, i'm just

taesthetic: in another house, in the bathroom, only wearing socks

taesthetic: not even my own, theyre like

taesthetic: old lady socks

taesthetic: and then his gf comes home

taesthetic: and

taesthetic: she lives there too

taesthetic: so she sees me eventually

taesthetic: and i probably ruined his proposal

thicc: how much of a ing moron are you how could u

taesthetic: hey!! how do u know he didn't initiate??

thicc: it's always ur fault

taesthetic: that's rude

taesthetic: :(

louddanceguy: aaaaahauuuuyyyahyhhaaanjuhaaa

sleepy: haha hungover?

louddanceguy: aahauuuyehajjaaaahhdeeeehuuuu

sleepy: next time drink water

louddanceguy: uuuuuuuuuuhhnnnnnnnnnmmmmk

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[11:02 am]

bashful: i'd like to thank jin hyung for FINALLY letting me go last night

bashful: i didn't drink

bashful: too much

bashful: but i didn't do stupid like tae so hey!

bashful: also don't think i didn't see you getting wasted hyung don't act like such a saint

bashful: is it just me or am i talking to myself

bashful: it's just me

bashful: because no one

bashful: is here

bashful: thanks guys

"Yoongi and Hoseok"

[1:29 pm]

sleepy: hi hoseok you good now?

louddanceguy: yeah kinda thanks :)

sleepy: hey what's the story behind your name?

sleepy: i mean

sleepy: unless you just think you're a loud dancer?

louddanceguy: lol there actually is a story behind the name

louddanceguy: once i introduced myself and someone recognized my name and was like "oh you're that loud dance guy!"

louddanceguy: so i guess this is just my legacy

sleepy: it doesn't have to be

louddanceguy: it's fine lol i don't rlly mind

sleepy: just saying you seem more like a "friendly dance guy" to me

louddanceguy: oh thanks lol

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[8:17 pm]

taesthetic: yknow what

taesthetic: seokjin hyung isn't the only one who knows how to hack things in his favor

taesthetic changed soakjean to mamaduck

taesthetic changed sleepy to suga

taesthetic changed louddanceguy to meanhyung

taesthetic changed thejoon to nerd

taesthetic changed thicc to devil

taesthetic changed bashful to pardon

taesthetic: this is much better

suga: my name is soft and sweet

suga: i hate it

meanhyung: run while you still have kneecaps tae