what's this a decently speedy update

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[4:05 pm]

lil: I JUST WANT LOVE OK IS THAT TOO ING MUCH TO ASK

mochi: YES IT IS WITH YOUR PERSONALITY

lil: AT LEAST I'M HOT OK

mochi: WHAT R U SAYING IM NOT

lil: NO

mochi: ...wait did u just say i am

lil: NO

mochi: taehyung wtf

lil: BYE

"Joon and Hoseok"

[6:29 pm]

destruction: yoongi is finally talking to me again

destruction: but i can't meet him at the studio today so can you go instead

friendly: um i can't

destruction: i thought you said you were free?

friendly: i am

friendly: but i can't

destruction: wtf why

friendly: namjoon i don't really want to talk about it

destruction: i thought you liked him?

friendly: please stop

destruction: oh ok sorry

destruction: do you want me to stock the fridge with ice cream?

friendly: you're my favorite roommate

destruction: i'm your only roommate

destruction: but thanks, you're my fav too

"Seokjin and Hoseok"

[9:49 am]

mamaduck: hoseokiee!

mamaduck: i feel like going out today, do you wanna come with me?

mamaduck: we can go to that restaurant you've always wanted to try

mamaduck: ok fine, the one i wanted to try

friendly: i'm sorry, hyung, i don't really feel like going out today

mamaduck: ?? ok

mamaduck: are you ok hobi?

friendly: yup!! i'm fine :D

mamaduck: ok, another time then?

friendly: sure!

"Seokjin and Taehyung"

[10:03 am]

mamaduck: hoseok can't come so do you wanna try out a new restaurant with me?

lil: woW HYUNG I WAS UR SECOND CHOICE

mamaduck: nvm i don't rlly wanna go with you

lil: I'VE BEEN INJURED

"Seokjin and Yoongi"

[10:08 am]

mamaduck: soooo we haven't rlly seen each other lately? i mean ik you're busy with your music or whatever but do you wanna go out to eat later?

mamaduck: yoongi?

mamaduck: ig you're in that secluded zone rn

mamaduck: see you later

"Seokjin and Jungkook"

[11:17 am]

mamaduck: heyyy jungkookie!! do you wanna go out to eat?

bunny: awwww hyunggg you know i want to but i have practice :(

mamaduck: aw that's ok i'll take you out for lunch another day

"Seokjin and Jimin"

[11:23 am]

mamaduck: do you wanna go out to a new restaurant with me?

mochi: :((

mamaduck: UGH are you not free

mochi: sorry hyung

mamaduck: WHY IS EVERYONE BUSY WHEN I'M HUNGRY

mochi: have you asked jungkook?

mamaduck: has practice

mochi: the brat?

mamaduck: decided i didn't wanna go with him

mochi: good decision. hoseok?

mamaduck: feeling low

mochi: right. yoongi?

mamaduck: didn't answer

mochi: oh

mochi: what about namjoon?

mamaduck: uh

mochi: or you could go by yourself

"Seokjin and Joon"

[11:35 am]

mamaduck: hi namjoon

mamaduck: no one else is free and i always get hit on when i go to restaurants alone... so do you wanna try a new place with me?

mamaduck: we don't have to