"Namjoon and Hoseok"

[3:39 am]

destruction: hey hoseok

destruction: hoseok

destruciton: seok

destruction: sock

friendly: oh my god what

destruction: remember that part where i like seokjin

friendly: yes

destruction: could you... help me?

friendly: fine

destruction: ok so

destruction: apparently he liked me before?

friendly: uh huh

destruction: and he, uh, told me

friendly: uh huh

destruction: and then he said that we should stay friends since i don't like him

friendly: ....huh

destruction: but since i DO like him

destruction: i wanna idk do something that really shows him i like him

destruction: and then ask him out

destruction: maybe

friendly: wow i'm tired

friendly: i'm telling jimin

destruction: ok thanks for asking first

friendly: you're the one who woke me up at 3

"Hoseok and Jimin"

[3:51 am]

friendly: hi jiminie will you help joon and i put together something for him to confess to seokjin and then ask him out

"Hoseok and Jimin"

[9:24 am]

mochi: YES

mochi: YES I WILL

"Taehyung and Jimin"

[9:25 am]

mochi: WAKE UP BASTARD WE'RE BRINGING ANOTHER COUPLE TOGETHER

lil: xcuse i've been up since 6

mochi: WHATEVER U IN OR NOT

lil: who is it

mochi: JOON AND JIN

mochi: JIN AND JOON

mochi: WOW I CAN SEE THE WEDDING SIGNS NOW

lil: COURSE I'M IN MOTHAA

lil: this is gonna be sooooo good

"Taehyung and Jungkook"

[9:27 am]

lil: wanna help us put together smth for namjoon to confess to seokjin

bunny: woah what

bunny: seokjin likes namjoon

lil: well yeah but

lil: joon likes jin now

bunny: joon knows jin likes him so why does he have to confess

lil: I DON'T KNOW DO YOU WANNA HELP OR NOT

bunny: fine i guess

bunny: who are we doing this with?

lil: joon and jimin

bunny: k cool

"Jungkook and Namjoon" 

[9:48 am]

bunny: hey i'm here for your wedding preparations

"Namjoon and Hoseok"

[9:52 am]

destruction: you told jungkook????

friendly: no?? i told jimin??

"Namjoon and Jimin"

[9:55 am]

destruction: you told jungkook??

mochi: no?? i told taehyung??

destruction: UUUGGHGHGHGHHHH

destruction: so the whole world knows basically that i like the person who liked me and then rejected me lowkey

mochi: um

mochi