"Yoongi and Hoseok"

[8:29 am]

hobi: i love you

hobi:

hobi: i ain't ever gonna stop lovin you

hobi: biiitch

yoongi: hoseok

hobi: yea babe?

yoongi: please stop waking me up in the morning like this

hobi: why

hobi: when i call you you just hang up

hobi: and if i come over unannounced you slam the door in my face

yoongi: only bc i'm not ready

hobi: exactly so i have to wake you up

yoongi: text me something normal

hobi: but i have to tell you i love you

yoongi: why

hobi: because i do

hobi: yoongi?

hobi: did you fall back asleep?

yoongi: no get over here already

hobi: yes sir :D

"Seokjin and Namjoon"

[9:03 am]

mamaduck: hey

jamjoon: uh

jamjoon: yes?

mamaduck: get me coffee

mamaduck: please :)

jamjoon: you are aware i'm literally right next to you in bed right?

jamjoon: you could've just opened your mouth and asked me?

mamaduck: shoulda picked someone else if you wanted reasonable

jamjoon: but i like you

mamaduck: i know

mamaduck: coffee please

jamjoon: kiss?

mamaduck: i will your face off right after you get me my coffee

jamjoon: fine

mamaduck: be safe

jamjoon: i'm just going to the kitchen

mamaduck: don't burn your hand

mamaduck: break any dishes

mamaduck: start a fire

jamjoon: i've started the coffee making process already and you'll be happy to hear that only one of those things has happened

mamaduck: joonie

jamjoon: seokjin

mamaduck: i love you

jamjoon: i love you too

mamaduck: i know

mamaduck: just felt like telling you

"Taehyung and Jimin"

[10:47 am]

j: babyyy

j: u up yet

pb: mmmmmmmmmfffhhhhhhhhh

j: i wanna take u out

pb: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pb: like murder???????????????

j: no!! like a date

pb: ohh

pb: why can't you jst come over and watch tv with me

j: we do that all the time

j: i wanna do something romantic for you

pb: babe that's my job

pb: i like doing things for you

pb: it's meh for me being on the other end

j: ok fine what do you wanna do

j: outside of your stuffy apartment

pb: in an airplane?

j: try again

pb: beach?

j: basic

pb: movie?

j: even more basic tae ugh

j: where is your originality today

pb: to be fair i never really had any

j: liar

j: fine we can just go to a cafe or something and stare at each other

pb: it's weird when you describe it like that

pb: it's more like

pb: lookin at u wondering how the i got so lucky

pb: for extended periods of time

pb: zoning out the rest of the world

j: i in love you

j: or we could go to the park and play with all the little kids

pb: yes

j: ok i'll pick u up?

pb: ok but i won't be dressed

"Namjoon and Seokjin"

[12:53 pm]

jamjoon: you wanted eggs, lettuce, and ice cream right?

mamaduck: um

mamaduck: what list are you reading

mamaduck: i wanted for you to invite everyone to dinner and choose a movie

mamaduck: I'M doing the groceries babe what are you doing

jamjoon: what you asked me to do ahaha dw about it i got it under control

mamaduck: uh huh..

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[12:58 pm]

jamjoon: jin hyung wants everyone over for dinner

jungcook: like right now?

yoongi: i genuinely cannot tell if you're being serious or not

jamjoon: he says around 6:30ish

jungcook: ok i'll be there

jungcook: probably

yoongi: hobi and i will come

yoongi: probably

jamjoon: we have such reliable friends

j: we can come too

pb: JIMIN

pb: I NEDD YUO

pb: *NEED YOU

pb: EMERGEN