"Tae and Yoongi"

[9:29 am]

lil: shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiithsithsitjsishtitshist

yoongi: what

lil: ss u kno hw i was likk wastd lst nite

yoongi: do you have to type like that

lil: wll i was lik

lil: faced

lil: and i met this super hot babe with pink hair

lil: and we ed

lil: i guess

lil: i can't remember who did who

lil: my doesn't hurt so

lil: welllllll........

yoongi: tae

lil: right

lil: anyway

lil: i wake up

lil:

lil: next to

lil: PARK

lil: JIMIN

yoongi: congrats

lil: WHAT

lil: WAIT WHAT

lil: RN'T U GONNA

lil: TAKE ME TO BE CLEANSED OR SMTH

yoongi: no

yoongi: didn't you just call him a babe

lil: wait wait

lil: you didn't screenshot that right?

lil: RIGHT???????

lil: MIN YOONGIIIIIIIIIII

"Hoseokie and Yoongles"

[11:03 am]

yoongi: lol hoseok you gotta see this

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[1:29 pm]

mamaduck: sooooooo

mamaduck: some new development huh?

destruction: what happened?

bunny: TAE AND JIMIN ED LMFAO

lil: why u gotta caps lock it

bunny: you got jibooty

bunny: it's a big deal

bunny: heh

friendly: wait is this you assuming geek taehyung topped?

lil: hey

lil: there's nothing wrong with geeks topping

destruction: WHAT

bunny: dude it took you like a minute to type a four letter word

destruction: THEY

destruction: WAHT

mamaduck: ed, sweetie

lil: slept together

lil: without much sleeping and with a lot more

lil: ed

lil: not ed, the past tense of the verb

lil: joined in

lil: had our dingly dongles unite

lil: boinked

bunny: made love?

friendly: hell nah

friendly: i'm sure they made way too many things last night but i refuse to believe love was one of them

lil: are you insulting my dingly dongle skills rn

friendly: probably

lil: i cahn't belleve you've Duhn This

yoongi: did you just

bunny: try to replicate a british accent in text

mamaduck: nice to see none of you dumb cat pisses noticed joon and i disappeared

bunny: oh my wherever did you go

mamaduck: joonie was vv shocked about the """enemies""" sleeping together

mamaduck: and i'm worried he might be in some kind of

mamaduck: open-eyed coma

friendly: lmfaoooooooooo

lil: roflllllllllllllll

bunny: oh no

yoongi: what

bunny: whenever tae says that he's actually on the floor

yoongi: imagine a world where people were actually laughing when they sent "lol"

bunny: wow deep

friendly: we live in a world of lies

friendly: wait how do you text from the floor tae

lil: my skillklklzzz

friendly: ah

yoongi: how's joon

mamaduck: shut up we're cuddling

yoongi: wait what

friendly: awwwwww domestic joonie and jinnie

friendly: we should cuddle yoongi

yoongi: i really don't want to discuss this in the group chat

bunny: AW WHAT IF AFTER THIS JIMINIE AND TAEHYUNG START CUDDLING

lil: .............

friendly: eurrugheuhghuhHRHRGURER i don't want to find that cute but i do

bunny: they're both so childish

bunny: except jimin

friendly: tru