"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[6:49 pm]

bunny: yoongi... hoseok... why did you two leave so soon?

yoongi: i'm busy. i got you a gift, enjoy it with everyone else

friendly: sorry jungkookie! i suddenly have a headache. have fun without me, though!

bunny: but HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT HALF OF MY FRIEND GROUP??

lil: yoongi got you CAKE

lil: and then he LEFT

lil: that's more cake for us,

mochi: yeah, they told you their reasons already. leave them alone.

"Jimin and Taehyung"

[6:57 pm]

mochi: so we should totally snoop

lil: the tension in the room was SO THICK MAN

mochi: they wouldn't even look at each other!!

mochi: did you see when hoseok passed the rice to yoongi out of habit and almost started putting some on his plate tho??

mochi: he literally froze and didn't move until jungkook asked what was wrong

lil: and then yoongi just stared at him while hobi's face turned red!!!

mochi: they're both so EMBARRASSING

lil: you mean embarrassed?

mochi: no dip EMBARRASSING

mochi: they're SO DUMB

mochi: they probably don't even REALIZE

mochi: how the other feels

lil: prob making up some lame excuse in their head

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[7:06 pm]

bunny: did....

bunny: did jimin and taehyung just agree on something?

mochi: no

lil: no

bunny: THEY DID IT AGAIN

"Taehyung and Jimin"

[7:08 pm]

lil: do u have an idea of how to snoop?

mochi: idk just keep checking up on yoongi

mochi: try to get him out of his antisocial hermit stage

mochi: and i'll try to do the same for hoseok

lil: hermit stage, got it

"Yoongi and Taehyung"

[7:14 pm]

lil: stop being a crab

yoongi: ...excuse me?

lil: u and ur little shell and

lil: don't u know namjoon likes to catch mini ones of u

yoongi: taehyung

yoongi: i have no idea what is happening

taehyung: and your little pinchers

yoongi: pretty sure that's not what they're called

taehyung: one of your kind pinched me when i was five. FIVE.

yoongi: yup, ok, bye

taehyung: WAIT