a/n: pls don't hate tae, he gets better. also um WHAT AM I DOING I CAN'T HUMOR?????? orz someone save me from myself

"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"

[11:38 am]

soakjean: HI MY LOVELY CHIRREN HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING

soakjean: I FINALLY COLLECTED ALL MY FAVORITE DONGSAENGS INTO ONE CUTE LITTLE NEAT GC

sleepy: pls stop shouting

taesthetic: lolol that's so funny bc ur my least favorite hyung

louddanceguy: tae can u shut up

louddanceguy: why are you such a brat these days i swear you used to be all

louddanceguy: a decent person

soakjean: thank you hoseok but it's ok

sleepy: no it's not i can see you legit hurt jin's feelings

sleepy: apologize

sleepy: now

taesthetic: fine fine wow i'm sorry jin

taesthetic: y'all are so dramatic omfg

thicc: oh hell no

taesthetic: WHAT

taesthetic: THE

taesthetic:

taesthetic: YOU PUT JIMIN INTO THIS GROUP CHAT????

taesthetic: THE LITERAL DEVIL, RULER OF ALL THINGS BAD AND EVIL LIKE EXERCISE AND TABLE CORNERS

taesthetic: AND BROUGHT HIM HERE

taesthetic: WHERE HE WILL DEVOUR OUR SOULS

sleepy: "y'all are so dramatic omfg"

taesthetic: dude i don't even know you

thicc: why can't i figure out how to leave this chat

taesthetic: cuz you stupidddd

thicc: why don't you try genius

taesthetic: um

taesthetic: i don't want to

soakjean: :D i made it so only i can remove people!!

thicc: ...

taesthetic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

taesthetic: WHY YOU HATE ME JIN HYUNG

taesthetic: ALL I'VE EVER DONE

taesthetic: IS LOVE YOU

louddanceguy: "lolol that's so funny bc ur my least favorite hyung"

taesthetic: you guys aren't ever gonna let that go, are you?

sleepy: wtf it happened like five minutes ago???

taesthetic: yeah well unlike SOME people, i live in the present, not the past

thicc: you literally cried after class one day because you were thinking about how your bike was stolen in first grade

taesthetic: did you guys hear that?

taesthetic: sounded kinda like dropping into a toilet

sleepy: you are disgusting

taesthetic : dude i don't even know you

louddanceguy: jiminie why do you know what he was crying about?

thicc: this was before i knew what a bastard he is so i went up to him and asked what was wrong and bought him ice cream

sleepy: this guy doesn't really seem like the devil to me

thicc: thanks!!

thicc: sleepy...?

sleepy: jungkook thought it would be cute

sleepy: for us to match

thicc: you match?

taesthetic: HOW DO YOU KNOW JUNGK