[Hiatus] A sequel of Be My Prince(ss?).

Five years after the chaos in EXO, the two kingdoms became one and the twelve guardians became a big inseparable family; the famous royal family. Sehun and Luhan were still a royal couple, the so-called "icon of love". Suho was still the king, while Kris became his right hand in handling everything. Lay, the unicorn, he was also still the famous cute doctor and young professor. Nothing much had changed about them. Even their ages; they had found out that they were aging slower than everyone else.


The only significant difference was that Lay had gotten some new assistants in his lab. Whether it was a good thing or a bad thing; doctor unicorn couldn't be sure.


"Since my brother was a professor, I shall be one like him! I believe inside this head, my brain is at least the same size as his! Just wait and see, I'll be a greater professor than Lay hyung. So, to begin it with, I shall be his assistant!"


That had been the declaration of the group's light and precious puppy, who was none other than Byun Baekhyun. Everyone had given him those pessimistic looks, but the one and only Kim Jongdae had watched him admiringly with sparkling eyes.


"I'll be his assistant too! We'll be perfect partners, Baekhyun-ah!"


And it turned out to be true; the two trolls had been secretly keeping lots of potentials and brains that seemed to have bigger capacities, which they had never used properly in the last twenty three years of their lives. But to Lay's dismay, apparently his new assistants were a little bit too genius for him to handle.


And so, their little journey of lab life began. They created many jaw-slacking machines, their inventions wowed many other senior professors. In addition, Professor Zhang, Lay's father and a legendary old professor, put special attention on Baekhyun and always supported him in everything he did. Lay was starting to think that these two trolls might bring a great change for their planet, a good change - if only they had known how to use their genius brains properly.


One time they made a machine to change living being's genders and they turned baby Yoona, Sehun's cousin and Jae Sun's daughter, into a boy and couldn't change it back. One other time they made another weird machine that could change people's ages and they turned Lay and the kings into babies. In result, Sehun and Luhan were forced by the group to be the babysitters with a reason of "You have to practice being parents for your own future babies!"


Fortunately the two young assistants could turn the three eldest members back into adults, although they turned out to be much younger than they were supposed to be.


One other time, they did a research about the galaxy and the planets around the one they lived on, and somehow it brought them to a bigger invention of a planet called "Earth", which was located far, far away from their mother planet. That time they were also working on the first spaceship ever made on SM World as their gift for Sehun's eighteenth birthday.


By an accident, they were sent to the unfamiliar blue-and-green planet and crashed on different places. They found out that they had lost their memories because of the strange gas leaked inside the spaceship when they had crashed.


"Hello, my little friend! Welcome to India! Congratulations, you've just landed on my camel."


With all the uncertainty, they were forced to begin new lives on Earth as strangers.


"I feel something missing... Something inside my heart is gone. I can feel that something; someone used to fill this heart, but now they're gone and my heart is empty."


Their different paths weren't anything easy. They had to meet some new strange people;


"Annyeonghaseyo."


"Dude, I'm chinese and this is China. Do I look like Korean to you??"


They had to accept strangers as their new families;


"You're now Xi Lu Han, princess of Beijing."


"But I am not a girl and that's not my name. I'm Wu Luhan."


They found some weird jobs and got some small amounts of money to feed themselves.


"What is this? I've been running everywhere all day, got wet in the rain and you only give me coins?? How am I supposed to eat with these??"


But everything didn't stay hard for them; they were slowly finding their own happiness. Nevertheless, as written on the Big Book of Life, the twelve guardians would always stay together no matter what.


"We're going to Korea! Woohoo!"


"What does SM stands for? Sue Me? Spend Money Entertainment?"


"Congratulations, guys, our dreams have finally come true! Twelve of us, let's stay together for the next ten years, twenty years, thirty years, even a hundred years!"


They even learned about love all over again;


"It's really embarrassing to talk about this, but I think I'm falling for my dog. He humped on me and somehow I really liked it. It made me kind of... Happy. And I'm starting to think that he's really handsome that I can't stop looking at him. I guess I'm a zoophile now. Is anyone here a zoophile too? Please tell me if you are, so we can share how it feels like."


"You're just ually frustrated and desperate for a mate. And umm, I wouldn't mind helping you with that."


although they also got confused about it in the middle of the way.


"Hyung, tell me, is it still real what we have between us?"


"Now that they realized how cute you look with him, they tell you to interact more with him, and so far you've also done it perfectly, all the time. So perfect that somehow I'm starting to feel that you're slowly getting away from me."


"Yes, we still spend our time together, but listen to me, hyung, to me it's not the same and I miss the old you. The hunhan tag on Tumblr lacks our moments together."


They also learned how the humans on Earth were really unique.


"Wow, they're chanting our names in one word! Dude, isn't it awkward?"


"Why do they put pictures of my crotch on the internet? Man, it looks bigger here. No no no, they have to delete this one. Ugh, it's so embarrassing."


"Hyung, I found another fanfiction about us. Let's read it together."


"I heard that a sasaeng stole my underwear. I saw the picture on the internet, but it looked like manager hyung's underwear, not mine. But they said it was mine. Weird, isn't it?"


But when it was time to go home, what would they choose? What did home mean to them after all they had been through?


"Luhan oppa! Thank goodness we've finally found you!"


"You remember us, right, oppa? Let's go home now! Where are the others?"


"Sasaengs," Luhan gasped and ran back into the dorm. "GUYS, CALL THE POLICE! THE SASAENGS ARE TRYING TO KIDNAP US!"


Would they choose to forget their real home and stay forever on Earth instead?


"You have to trust us! You don't belong here, you're a prince! You have a huge castle back there and everyone is waiting for you!"


"Now, noona, if you want my autograph or my bbuing bbuing then I'll gladly give it to you, but please don't shout on my face about me being an alien prince or such. I'm touched that you consider me as a prince, but you've been following us everywhere that it's starting to bother us a lot."


Even when they were convinced with proves?


"Then how would you explain your identical charms? And your powers? You act like everything is fake, that those powers are only a part of your group's concept, but I know you guys are only pretending in front of the camera. You can use those powers for real, but you hide that truth from everyone."


"...You've passed the limit, young man. Do you even hide in our dorms too? Should we actually call the police this time?"


Even if they agreed to go home, how would they escape their lives as stars on Earth? How would they explain it to their fans?


"Find a case, file a lawsuit, terminate your contract and then we'll leave this planet and go back home."


Would they leave just like that?


It was just a really long journey full of uncertainty, tears, laughter, anger, madness and happiness of twelve gorgeous alien-wolf boys on Earth.



Otps: Hunhan (main), Kaisoo, Baekyeol, Xiuchen, Sulay, Taoris, some temporary exomembersxocs (consider any girl ocs as a "you" :D)