Day 11 July 17^th

Onew’s Ode to Chicken~

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the smell and sight and taste

My mouth can reach, when you’re out of sight

I feel my end coming nearer and nearer.

I love thee behind all comparable levels,

Neither beef or pork can muster.

I love thee freely, as a man who craves for you

Most subtly seasoning, done by the lady behind the counter.

I love thee with wild abandon,

Never tiring from your juicy goodness even from childhood.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost sanity, - I love thee with all the money,

Work, tears, and my life! – and, if God choose,

I shall always love thee chicken, to my very death.

A/N:

Alright guys! I took Shakespeare’s classic “How Do I Love Thee” and put a funny twist on it! I wrote this about Onew and his love for chicken, just because I could! Gotta love Onew’s love for chicken! I hope this puts a smile on your face, and that you all have good rest of your days or nights, wherever you might be! Cookies, kisses, and some fried chicken that is in the mail on the way to your house right now!  *chuu~    ­^_~