Chapter 5: You're not alone anymore

Lu Han's POV (first person):

It's gonna be short sorry!

        I was told yesterday that I was to pretend to be Yun's boyfriend and that I would be sharing a condo with her to make it look more believeable. *haha Yun must be thrilled!* I was also told that I would have to stop 'hanging' out with girls. *great way to ruin my life Yun! oh well we cant date forever can we? I'll have a little fun while it lasts!* when I get to the condo the next day I see Yun dancing like a crazy woman on the our bed. *what is she doing?* she yells "and it's ALL mine!" "what's all yours?" I ask from behind startling her. Then she starts chucking pillows at me yelling at me to get out of her room. *let's have a little fun here.* I start calling her honey, baby and babe, which makes her freak out and spaz. *And this is my girlfriend? Gosh no...* then she starts freaking out and yelling around the house looking for her manager Mrs.Kim.
       I close my eyes trying to block put her annoying voice. Then I hear her come in. She asks Meir I'm sleeping. *Pft like I'd answer! I'm just gonna let her think I'm sleeping let's see what fun i have here!* she pokes my head. Then my cheek, I hear her giggle. *she giggles?* "You can fool others but you cant fool me! I'm not charmed by your cute innocent looks!" I hear her say. *whatever!* then she touches my hair. *eww is she some ert!?* I smile *wait I'm supposed to be asleep!* I quic