Author: Cut! Cut! Cut! Everybody stop what you're doing on the set!

Luhan: /looks up from kissing Sehun/ Whaaat? Whyyy? We were in the good part now!

Sehun: Stupid author.

Author: Excuse me?!? WHAT THE DID YOU SAY? DO YOU WANT LUHAN TO BREAK UP WITH YOU IN THE STORY?!

Sehun: W-What? What did I say? Did I say stupid? I-I meant C-cupid! Y-Y-Yeah Cupid author haha because author-nim paired me with Lulu yeah cupid author hehe~

Author: Sehun?

Sehun: Y-Ye-Yeah?

Author: SHUT THE UP!

Sehun: ...

Luhan: /rubs Sehun's back/ It's okay Sehunnie... I won't ever break up with you /kisses Sehun/ I'm stupid myself :D

Sehun: :D ♥♥♥♥

Author: /rolls eyes at the cheesy Hunhan but deep down inside heart is beating rapidly because 'UGH HUNHAN IS SOOO CUTE KAWAII'/ As what I was saying, stop what you're doing on the set and help me answer these damn questions these viewers (readers) kept asking. 

Set: Awww man~

Author: I know. /rolls eyes/ These little s just want to know everything.

Baekhyun: That's easy. Just throw me those damn questions and I'll answer them with ease.

Author: /throws Baekhyun the stack of papers of questions and it hits his face/

Baekhyun: OWWW! MAH FACE!

Chanyeol: Baekkie!

Author: Ignore these idiots, let's get down to business. All of the characters, gather around and sit down.

1.)  Is Sehun cheating on Luhan?

Sehun: What the hell is wrong with these questions! /throws the paper/ I am not CHEATING ON MY LULU! /hugs Luhan tightly/

Author: Hey! That is quality paper! Do not just throw it!

Baekhyun: Says the person who threw the paper at me.

Author: Well I thought your face was trash.

EXO: Oooohhh burn~

2.) Why is Luhan so kawaii?

Luhan: /makes aegyo/ I am, right?! /makes aegyo again/

Chen: Pft. Because Luhan hyung is made up of--

Xiumin: If you're going to say the line of how the Power Puff Girls were made I say shut up.

Chen: I was going to say that he's a breed of an Angel and a Unicorn.

Suho: W-What?

Yixing: /grinning/

3.) Is Sehun cheating with Miranda Kerr?

Sehun: Who the hell is Miranda Kerr?

EXO and Author: /gasps/

Baekhyun: Why the hell don't you know who Miranda Kerr is? Have you been living under a rock?

Kai: Dude, I'm not as gay as the others but I know Miranda Kerr.

Chen: Reflect on the things you've been doing Sehun. That is a sin.

Sehun: Well I'm sorry! I've only got my eyes on Lulu. /hugs Luhan again/ AND I AM NOT CHEATING!

4.) Are you not eating with Luhan?

Kai: Pft. What a stupid question. Sehun is not eating with Luhan but he is eating Luhan.

Kyungsoo: /smacks Kai/ Kai! Your mouth!

Kris: Tsk, ain't that true Sehun?

Sehun: I don't know what you're talking about. /hides face in embarrassment/ 

5.) What's wrong with you Sehun?

Baekhyun: A lot of things.

Tao: A LOOOOT...

Sehun: Speak for yourself Tao-hyung, you're wrong in so many levels.

Baekhyun: Don't try and make yourself look good Sehun. Why don't you ask Luhan?

Sehun: /turns to Luhan/ Do you think something is wro--

Luhan: NEXT QUESTION!

6.) Where can you find a bestfriend like Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: Oh honey, I'm one in a million. /winks/

EXO and Author: Oooooh, deep!

7.) Sehun and Jinri are siblings?

Sehun: In no way I am related to that retard-- /something hit his head/ OWW!

Jinri: /hiding behind the props far away in the room/ I'm watching. /slowly kneels with a devil look in her eyes/

Sehun: See? retar-- OWWWWWW!

8.) Is it bad that I really want Sehun to suffer?

Author: Nope, not at all. Sometimes we all feel the need to be a sadist :D

Tao: I'm sensing that something is about to go down in the next chapter.

Author: /creepy grin/

9.) Sehun doesn't recognize Lay in the picture?

Author: Oops! My fault~ Hehe

EXO: Aigooo author-nim -_-

Author: /smacks them in the head/ Yah, are you all going against me? DO YOU WANT TO BE HOMELESS?

Kris: Yah stop fighting with the author.

Chen: Think about your lives.

Xiumin: Don't be idiots.

/eventually EXO blames each other and the author just facepalms/

Author: Why haven't I just hired SHINee instead?

10.) Who is this new girl?

Author: Some random girl I happened to pass by on the streets.

Sehun: She's really pretty, though~

Luhan: Oh yeah? /pouts/

Sehun: You're prettier. /kisses Luhan's pout/

Luhan: I'm manly~

Sehun: But in bed you're not :D

/Hunhan continues fighting in a sweet way/

Chen: So we just sit here and watch them be lovey-dovey? That's not what I dream of.

Suho: Pretty much.

Author: Basically, these are the questions that I deemed appropriate enough. Alright everyone, back on set and we'll start shooting again in 5--4--3--2--

A/N: Hi! this is just a chapter dedicated to the crazy questions you guys ask that keep on stacking up XD I wanted to answer them so here they are haha! Hope you like it lol xD