Chapter 5
I'm Your #1 Anti-Fan -Complete-
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I finished unpacking and slid my bags under my bed. I changed into comfortable shorts and a Big Bang shirt. Yeah. I like Big Bang, not you, 2PM. Then, I walked into the living room to find the members lazily slouched on the couch, watching "Antique". A movie with gay lovers? Are they gay?
I chuckled to myself as I grabbed my laptop. I was writing about this in my blog right now, hoping they wouldn't hear me type. Then, my laptop dinged, saying, "You Have Mail! You Have Mail!".
The members looked to where I was sitting.
"Yah! Are you writing about us!?" Jaebum said.
"Yeah! And you can't do anything to stop me!" I stuck my tongue out at him.
"And you call me immature." WooYoung said.
"I'm not the one that goes out in my pajamas!" (A/N:Wild Bunny ep 1! Haha...oh WooYoung!)
"How do you know that!?" Taecyeon said.
"Wild Bunny. And, I don't dress like a traffic cone. Like, you, Ok TaecYeon." (another Wild Bunny reference! haha)
"Yah! I changed afterwards!" he exclaimed.
"But, you still had the traffic cone colors on!"
"Yah! I'm trying to watch!" Junho said.
"You, be quiet, Rain."
--Silence.--
"You put a good fight." Chansung said.
I looked at him. Being nice to me?
"Are you being nice to me, bear Chansung?" I questioned.
The other members looked at him.
He shrugged his shoulders. "Why not? We're trying to make you a fan, right?"
I gaped at him.
"Well, thanks. That's not gunna stop me from writing crap about Big Tooth over there." I pointed to Taecyeon.
He groaned.
"Why are you an anti, anyway?" Taecyeon asked.
I looked at the ceiling to think about this.
"I don't know. Something about you makes me want to write about you." I said, my gaze still at the ceiling.
"Maybe you have a fangirl crush?" Jaebum said.
"Yah! I don't have a crush on Big Tooth!" I snapped at him.
"My teeth aren't that big!" Taecyeon yelled.
"Uh-huh. Sure." I said and continued to type.
"What are you writing about?"
"You don't need to know."
"Yes, I do need to know!"
"You're watching Antique, dude. A movie with gay lovers? I think that's worthy writing about."
"I'm older than you. So you need to have some respect and call me oppa!"
"I'll call you whatever I want!"
"Do you have a Big Bang shirt on?"
"Yeah! Big Bang!"
"What do you like about Big Bang and not us?"
"They don't have big teeth!"
"My teeths aren't big!"
"And, all of them are all hot! Unlike some people."
"Are you calling us ugly!?"
"I'm not calling you hot."
"You need manners!"
"You need collagen cream! I've seen you without make-up!"
He sat quietly.
"PWNED!!" WooYoung said.
I gave him a look.
Junsu walked over to me and Got my laptop.
"What are you writing?" he said scanning the page.
"Yah! You'll break it!" I tried to grab it from him.
"We are not gay!" he said.
I got my laptop back and shut it down.
"You're lucky I didn't post it, yet." I said.
I sat on the other couch, which was small and empty. I stretched my legs so no one else could sit there.
I began going on my laptop again.
YOU HAVE MAIL it beeped again. I groaned and read it.
From : Kim TaeJung.
Subject : Yah! Call me!
Message:
Yah! _______-unnie! Call me! I need to ask you something about 2PM!
End of message.
I scoffed and grabbed my phone. 3 missed calls and 2 text messages from Kim TaeJung. I shook my head and called her.
"Yah! I called, texted and e-mailed you an hour ago!" She screamed through the phone.
"Relax! I was unpacking an hour ago!"
"So, are you there already?"
"Don't you hear the TV and guys in the backround?'
"Yeah! Are you watching Antique?"
"Yup!"
"Does that mean they're gay?"
I laughed.
"We can hear you through the phone!" Jaebum said.
"Oh my God....Was that Jaebum?" TaeJung squealed.
"The chinky one with pale skin?" I said.
"Yeah! Him!"
"Yup, that's him."
"Is your friend a fan?" Junsu said.
"Yeah." I scoffed.
"Oh my God! Was that Junsu?" TaeJung said.
"The one with the bowl cut?"
"Yeah!"
"Yup, that's him."
"Lucky lucky you!!"
"Why'd you want me to call?"
"I wanted to see if you were telling the truth."
"Well, obviously I was."
"Prove it. Convert this to video call."
I groaned and pressed the video call button. Now I could see TaeJung and she could see me.
"Okay. Now what?" I said.
"Point your camera to 2PM." she said.
I shook my head and pointed my camera to them.
"Annyeong haseo!" they said.
"Oh my GODDD!!! 2PM!!!" she screamed.
I lowered the speaker volume a little bit. I put the camera to me again.
"Happy??" I said.
She nodded uncontrollably.
"Okay. Bye." I hung up.
"Your friend seems nice." Taecyeon said.
"Shut up." I muttered under my breath.
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Chapter 5!! Yayy!! Haha
I kinda made Chansung your friend...a little...^-^
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