It was a morning a week after the Boohyun- incident, and Woohyun grumpily trudged towards the kitchen. He poured himself a cup of coffee, ignoring Jinwoon sitting at the kitchen counter with an empty plate and a fork and knife.

“Food!” Jinwoon beamed happily.

“Make it yourself.” Woohyun grunted, taking another glug of the hot coffee from his red mug.

“What?” Jinwoon frowned. “But—.”

“I said make your own damn breakfast!” Woohyun huffed and stormed out of the kitchen, brushing past Key who was just walking in.

“What’s up with him?” Key asked Jinwoon.

“I don’t know!” Jinwoon cried. “I didn’t do anything! I just asked for breakfast!”

Key sighed. “Can’t you make your own breakfast though? You’re not a child. And Woohyun’s not your mother.”

“Of course not.” Jinwoon scoffed as if Key’s words were pure stupidity. “He’s my handsome wife and also my y maid—.”

“I’m going to stop you right there.” Key put a hand up. “Because no.”

Jinwoon folded his arms. “Why’re you trying to destroy our love, huh? Don’t be a hater!”

Key snorted. “By the way what’s up with Woohyun? Still aggravated about not getting it from Kim Sunggyu?”

Jinwoon smirked. “Probably. We’re doing a great job of preventing them from—.”

“So I was thinking we should just let them do it.”

“W-What?” Jinwoon gasped. “Why?!”

“Think about it.” Key stuck a finger in the air, resting his other hand on his hip. “The longer they wait, the more the anticipation builds…the more the builds…the more amazing it’ll be when they do it.”

“Really?” Jinwoon cocked an eyebrow. “But I figured that the longer they wait the more they’ll be expecting and the more likely they’ll be let down?”

“Well yeah, that’s what I thought at first, but that’s not working. I mean did you see those toys Woohyun bought?”

Jinwoon suddenly slammed a hand on the table, raising one fist in the air. “Damn you Kim Sunggyu, you bastard!”

*

“Bless you.”

Sunggyu turned around and rubbed his nose after locking his front door to see an unfamiliar person standing there wearing a red cloak, covering their entire body.

“Um thanks.” Sunggyu eyed the cloaked figure suspiciously. “Who are you?”

“I am your father.” But then the person pulled off the hood, and Sunggyu heaved a sigh when it was only a giggling Cecile.

“Your highness what are you doing here?” He frowned. “Where’re your bodyguards—?”

“Oh I ditched those losers a long time ago—I-I mean…” Cecile cleared , smiling sweetly. “I got lost while picking some flowers, but then I heard that oppa lived around here.”

“Ah…” Sunggyu nodded, checking his watch. “Ok, well I can drop you off before class I guess. I can’t have you wandering around out here alone, or your parents will have my head.” He gestured for the princess to follow him to his car, when his phone vibrated in his pocket.

“Hello?” He answered.

“Hyung, where are you?” It was Woohyun.

“Why?” Cecile couldn’t help but notice Sunggyu’s entire expression lighten in an instant. “Are you going to come find me?” Sunggyu was trying really hard not to smile, but he obviously wasn’t doing a very good job of it.

“I miss you hyung!”

Sunggyu giggled like a bashful school girl, and it made Cecile frown.

“Why? We saw each other last night.” Cecile’s ears perked up in an instant, as she attempted to listen in on their conversation.

“Yeah and then my stupid brother had to interrupt and throw a house party at my house,” Woohyun complained on the other line. “And Jinwoon was being annoying and—.”

“That’s why I told you before, just come to my place.” Sunggyu offered, causing Cecile to gasp. Sunggyu eyed her warily, before clearing his throat. “A-Anyways…I have to go—.”

“Hi Woohyun oppa!” Cecile suddenly leaned in, practically yelling into the speaker.

There was a deadly silence on the other line. “Hyung…who’s that?”

Sunggyu pulled away, taking a few steps away from Cecile. “I don’t know…Princess Cecile just showed up at my doorstep—.”

“SHE WHAT?!”

Sunggyu heaved a sigh. “Don’t get overdramatic. I’ll just drop her off at the Daisy Palace and then drive to class—.”

“I don’t care.” Woohyun interrupted in an eerily calm manner.

But Sunggyu was far from clueless. “Seriously, just calm down, ok? Don’t be jealous—.”

“Jealous?” Woohyun laughed heartily. “Oh don’t worry about me hyung! I’m way over that phase!”

“…Ok.” Sunggyu replied, skeptically. “Just start the class without me then. And tell them I—.”

“Ok, got it bye.” And then Woohyun hung up.

Sunggyu stared at his phone for a moment. “Yeah he’s definitely gonna do something stupid.”

*

“Ok, does everyone understand the plan?” Woohyun slapped a hand on the table for emphasis. It was quiet as all the princes merely sat at the table and stared at him.

“What plan? You just put on a helmet and announced you were going to get revenge.” Hoya piped up.

Woohyun sighed, as he inspected his face in his hand held mirror and proceeded to cake on a thick black stripe under each eye, much like in those old army movies and what not.

“Ok its like this…you guys like me right?”

When complete silence followed, he put down his mirror to look at them.

“Of course we do.” Dongwoo smiled assuredly and Myungsoo nodded in agreement.

“I guess you’re ok.” Sungjong smiled slightly.

“Just ok?” Woohyun pouted.

“He doesn’t like you because you’re weird.” Hoya interjected.

“Weird?” Woohyun turned to him. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Ah, did I phrase it wrong? I meant annoying.” Hoya nodded nonchalantly.

“It’s just,” Sungyeol grinned. “You’re always obsessing about Ssaem and we can’t really take you seriously. Plus what do you actually do?”

Hoya nodded in agreement. “Before you showed up, Ssaem actually taught us things. But now you’re always being noisy and interrupting, and trying to get all his attention—.”

“OK I get it!” Woohyun huffed. “I’m not even that bad…” He mumbled, before clearing his throat. “But anyways, you guys like Sunggyu hyung right—?”

Before he could even finish his question, there was a unanimous group “YES!”

That made Woohyun frown.

“Yah, you guys like him better than me—?”

“YES!”

Woohyun stomped his foot, pointing a finger at them all. “W-Well you’re all just jealous that hyung likes me best!”

Everyone proceeded to roll their eyes, except Dongwoo who merely smiled sympathetically, and Myungsoo who was spacing out again.

“Was there a point to all this…?” Hoya sighed.

“Oh right.” Woohyun nodded. “Well regardless of whether you like me or not, Gyu hyung is in danger.”

“Danger?!” Sungyeol gasped. “Why? What happened? Did he get kidnapped and locked in a tower and now we all have to go fight off a dragon and rescue him?”

“No, its worse.” Woohyun shook his head grimly.

“Worse? Is it an ogre?” Dongwoo questioned, but then Sungyeol threw a pencil at him.

“Yah, in what world is an ogre worse than a dragon?” Sungyeol snorted.

“Ogres are smelly and gross!” Dongwoo explained. “Dragons are cool and not necessarily evil! If you befriend it, it’ll be loyal to you forever—!”

“Since when are you a dragon expert?”

“If we have to rescue Ssaem, doesn’t that mean he’s a damsel in distress? So does that mean his rescuer will get a kiss from him?” Sungjong joked, but everyone fell silent at the youngest prince’s comment.

Sungyeol held his hand up. “I say we let him get eaten by the dragon. I ain’t getting kissed by Ssaem.”

“Dragons don’t eat humans!” Dongwoo frowned. “But I agree, let the ogre have him. I mean I’ll miss Ssaem, but what to do.”

“I’ll do it.” Myungsoo suddenly stood up. Everyone turned to him with wide eyes.

“You want Ssaem to kiss you?!” Dongwoo gasped.

“Hm?” Myungsoo blinked. “Ssaem…?” He looked around the room, turning to Woohyun in confusion. “I thought you guys said the kiss was from—”

“Wow can you guys just let me finish?” Woohyun groaned, massaging his temples. No wonder Sunggyu always got so aggravated. These princes were a handful. “There’s no ogre! Though that stupid Cecile is basic enough to be one….” He added under his breath. “It’s a princess! And she’s after hyung.”

“…After him—?”

“Like she wants his body!” Woohyun exclaimed.

Everyone quietly stared at him.

“…So?” Sungyeol finally asked.

“What do you mean so?” Woohyun retorted. “We have to stop her! She’s a predator and she’s out for Gyu’s blood and she doesn’t care if he’s taken! She’s shameless—!”

“Taken?” Hoya interrupted.

“I didn’t know Ssaem had a girlfriend.” Myungsoo folded his arms on the table pleasantly.

“No,” Woohyun rolled his eyes. “It’s not a girl. He doesn’t have a girlfriend, he—.”

“He just has a Woohyun, right?” Sungjong smiled sweetly. Woohyun paused, staring at the boy for a moment. Then he nodded with a small smile.

“You guys have to help me.” Woohyun was actually pleading with them now. “I don’t know what she’s capable of, and you know how Sunggyu hyung is? He’s too oblivious and he doesn’t even realize that everyone wants a piece of him because he’s so handsome and adorable and cool and y so I always have to protect him and—.”

“Wow ok, delusional much?” Sungyeol sighed. “But yeah ok….I guess we can help. I mean it does sound kind of cool. Like a spy mission.”

*

“Are you sure this is the right way?” Sunggyu furrowed his brows, one hand resting on the steering wheel as he stared out the window.

Cecile was supposed to be giving him instructions on how to get to the Daisy Kingdom, but she instead led them into a pocket of the Garden Kingdom forests. Obviously she didn’t want Sunggyu to drop her off at her palace, and figured if they got stranded or lost, that would just equal more alone time with him without Woohyun getting in the way. It was a perfect plan, she thought to her self and smiled proudly.

“Sorry oppa~” She flipped her long hair over her shoulder in what she believed to be a provocative manner, while pouting. “I thought it was this way.”

“It’s ok.” Sunggyu shrugged, eyes on the road. “I have GPS on my phone. Can you check the map?” She picked up his phone from the cup holder just as it began to vibrate indicating a call. “Oh it’s probably just Woohyun.” Cecile scowled, because he was right and it said Woohyun’s name on the caller id. “You can put it on speaker.”

Cecile did as he said.

“Hyung?” Woohyun’s voice rang out on the other line.

“Are you taking care of the kids well?” Sunggyu asked, smiling slightly, though he was still focused on the road.

“Of course, who do you think I am?” Woohyun replied haughtily.

“An idiot.” Sunggyu grinned.

“I wasn’t really asking! It was a latorical question!” Woohyun sounded offended.

Sunggyu snorted. “I think you mean rhetorical question.”

“Oh…really?” Sunggyu couldn’t help but smile at the change in Woohyun’s tone and could practically see his cute, dumbfounded expression. “Well anyways, are you almost here?”

“No, we kind of got lost.” Sunggyu sighed. “It might take me another hour or so…why? Is everything ok there—?”

“Of course, I was just wondering, ok bye.”

“Wait—.” Sunggyu tried to say but Woohyun had already hung up. He groaned, shaking his head. “He’s totally going to do something stupid…” He muttered under his breath.

“Hm? What’s that oppa?” Cecile asked.

“No,” Sunggyu nodded with a small smile. “Its nothing…did you check the map?”

“Ah right.” Cecile looked over Sunggyu’s phone. Then she smiled to herself, figuring it a perfect opportunity to do some snooping. She looked through Sunggyu’s text messages and kakao talk. To her disappointment, they were only to family members, previous clients, or Woohyun.

She hastily went through his messages to Woohyun…and almost wished she didn’t.

One particular kakao talk conversation that took place the night before at about midnight caught her attention.

Woohyun: I’m sorry about my brother…again. =_=

Woohyun: Let’s just give up completely.

Woohyun: Hyung the forces are against us

Sunggyu: Stop being overdramatic silly. We’ll just meet at my place next time.

Woohyun: How about tonight~?

Sunggyu: Why are you so impatient (─‿‿─)

Woohyun: Because I love you <3

Woohyun: Don’t you want me too?

A selca of Woohyun attempting a y pose on his bed followed.

Sunggyu: I’m going to take a shower

Woohyun: Was my hotness too much for you to handle hyung (¬‿¬)

Sunggyu: No you idiot I’m tired so I’m going to bathe and then sleep!

Sunggyu: I didn’t even look at your stupid picture!

Woohyun: Ok sure

Sunggyu: I DIDN’T

Woohyun: Me thinks the sir protests too much

Sunggyu: Me thinks you about to get a foot up your if you don’t shut up

Woohyun: You’re so cute hyung

Sunggyu: I hate you good night

Woohyun: Love you too Gyu ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Woohyun: Get it?

Woohyun: Gyu + ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ = Gyubear

Sunggyu: I’m going to take a shower now

Woohyun: Was my cuteness too much for you to handle（‐＾▽＾‐）

Sunggyu: Yes (︺︹︺)

Sunggyu: Go to sleep

Sunggyu: And wear warm clothes ok! Its cold these days

Woohyun: Ok~

Woohyun: Night-night Gyu ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Cecile stared at the phone for a moment and only one thought was in her mind.

“…Why are they so stupid?”

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Ew what's Cecile doing there I dunno sorry =/

Wow 400+ subs why. No but seriously thanks guys <3<3