To learn the Art of being an Idiot.

Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.

Kris, Suho, Chanyeol ((Krisho, Krisyeol, microscopic baekyeol, hunhan))547 words.

“Daddy?” Suho hears a voice poking through his film of sleep and he turns over, frowning, slightly disturbing the thick blanket cocoon of warmth swathing both him and Kris. Kris coughs softly beside him the snoring stops, signalling that he’s half-awake now.


“Daddy I- I can’t sleep.” Chanyeol sniffs. Suho lifts his head up from his pillow to look at Chanyeol. He’s on the verge of tears, eyes sparkling in the soft moonlight swirling in through the open window. His arms firmly grasp his squishy old pillow round the middle and he squashes his lower face into it, looking up, frightened, at his dads.

 

“Can I- Can I-“ Chanyeol looks over his shoulder and meeps as the wind creaks the door close. He shuffles forward a bit, nearly tripping over his two feet. Suho blinks for a few seconds to register the fact that this isn’t a dream and Chanyeol’s scared out of his wits.

 

“Ah, of course. Come on.” Suho croaks, his voice rusty from sleep. He reaches out his arms towards Chanyeol and the toddler immediately rushes into the warm embrace without any hesitation.

 

“I thought the- the-“ Chanyeol stutters as he climbs over Suho’s body to nestle himself in the middle. “The-“ He sniffs and clings to his pillow like a baby koala.

 

Kris pulls the covers over Chanyeol’s chin and blearily drapes his arm over him and half of Suho, then flops back down to sleep. “It was that teletubbies show, right.” Suho rubs his eyes with his fists and holds back a yawn. “Ah hell. Kris I told you they were scary”.

 

Kris cracks open an eye and glares at Suho. “Shh.” He presses a finger to his partner’s lips. “Sleep.” He murmurs and Suho’s eyes cross downwards to stare indignantly at the offending finger.

 

Chanyeol giggles through his tears and nudges Kris’s lips with his own stubby finger. “Sleep.” He slurs after Kris.

 

Kris blinks in minor confusion, then smiles a little, wiping Chanyeol’s tears away with the pad of his thumb as Chanyeol scrunches his features in distaste. “Yeah, slee...”

 

Suho huffs softly as Kris’s head slumps gently onto Chanyeol’s small body. “Idiot.”

 

“Teeheehee.” Chanyeol squirms to wiggle away from under Kris’s large head. “Daddy stupid. Heehee.”

 

“Yes, daddy stupid.” Suho pats his son’s head approvingly. “Go to sleep, daddy will protect you.”

 

After several whisper-filled minutes, the three of them fall asleep, crossing the thin line separating the real world and the unreal.

 

Then a shrieking wail breaks them harshly out of their little fragile cocoons.

 

“Daddy I had a nightmare I’m scared!” Baekhyun wails as he stumbles into the room, tears and mucus pouring down his cheeks, every orifice on his face open.

 

Suho groggily opens his arms and welcomes the blubbering Baekhyun to the nightmare club. Kris grunts and adjusts himself accordingly to accommodate the growing pile of children between himself and Suho.

 

And it isn’t long before Sehun and Luhan come along, Sehun clinging tightly to Luhan’s back, tear streaks down both their terrified faces.

 

Suho glares at Kris, who unknowingly snores on.

 

“Daddy stupid.” Chanyeol giggles as he hugs Baekhyun comfortingly.

 

Suho helps Sehun and Luhan clamber onto the king-sized bed just as a sobbing Tao comes around the corner hand-in-hand with Lay.

 

Yes, stupid.

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((teletubbies scared the out of me as a kid omfg))

laughs nervously i think my writing deproved a lot i hope this was good

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ephemeral24
2403 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24
2403 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24
2403 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24
2403 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2403 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2403 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24
2403 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2403 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2403 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24
2403 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!