Who use secret tunnels.

Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.

 

OT12, Krisho (606 words)

 

Kris has tripped over many things in his lifetime. Stuff like toys, rocks, even nothing, are just a few of the things which have knocked him completely off balance before. However, he’s never fallen over a cardboard box containing a kid before.

 

He contemplates this fact as he lies face-down in the polished floorboards. The big toe on his right foot is still throbbing, and he feels like all the wind’s been knocked out of him.

 

Somewhere behind him, and all around, in fact, giggles erupt and there’s a faint sound of hollow thuds as the kids move their cardboard boxes around. Kris had transported a large amount of papers and other various assortments the other day, and he’d never really had the time to go throw out the boxes. He peels himself off the floor and twists his body to look around at exactly what the kids have done.

 

There’s what appears to be a conga line of boxes, which have their sides crudely torn out, to form a tunnel of sorts, that leads from Kai, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, and Xiumin’s room to Tao, Lay, Sehun, Chen, and Luhan’s.

 

Something’s going on.

 

“Guys.” Kris coughs, because that fall from his six feet really punched the air from his lungs. “Guys, what are you making.”

 

He turns his head to look at the box at his feet, the only displaced one, and a dishevelled head pops out. It looks around for a second, disorientated, then it spots Kris and grins.

 

“We’re trains!” Chen beams. “Choo choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!” The head disappears and the little box shuffles back to its original position. Chen doesn’t seem winded at all by Kris tripping over him, Kris sullenly notes. Not that he wants Chen hurt, no.

 

“Move your !” Kris hears Chen’s muffled harsh whispers and suddenly the whole cardboard assembly starts to shake and wriggle like a long, brown, boxy snake. Kris watches, flabbergasted, as it continues to pour out children from one end until the last of them, Xiumin, crawls out the end.

 

There’s a couple of cheers as all ten of the kids hi-five and hug like they just launched a rocket to Mars or something. Kris shakes his head and sighs. It’s too early for anything like this. Especially not on a Saturday afternoon.

 

There are footsteps behind him and then Suho’s suddenly there with a toothbrush in his mouth and messy pyjamas and tousled hair. He looks down at Kris in surprise, then at the whole ensemble of boxes, then finally at the group of cheering kids.

 

“Do I want to know what’s happening?” He mumbles amusedly as best as he can through a mouthful of toothpaste.

 

“Nope.” Kris deadpans as he stands. “And neither do I.” He casually brushes himself off and steers Suho back to the bathroom.

 

Suho just laughs.

***

Suho’s the one to trip over the tunnel later that day. It’s been upgraded to having a blanket thrown over it to cover the brown. Suho recognises it as Sehun’s.

 

He very much doubts that Sehun volunteered it.

 

“Guys!” Suho hastily rearranges the boxes, like he’s done some horrible deed by knocking them out of line. “Guys!”

 

He opens the door to Xiumin’s room first, sighing when he discovers there’s no one there. Then he checks Luhan’s room.

 

All ten of them are huddled in the middle of the room in a squishy-looking pile of cute, using each other as pillows. They look so peaceful, so serene. Suho figures that building secret tunnels take a lot out of a kid.

 

Softly, he closes the door and just laughs.

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A big thank you to NovenTaem for submitting the whole idea of building secret tunnels to each other's rooms! :D asdhlkfsafd;lk the mental image so cute i can't

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ephemeral24
2402 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24
2402 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24
2402 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24
2402 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2402 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2402 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24
2402 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2402 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2402 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24
2402 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!