'Cause we're all penguins.

Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.

 

Kai+Kyungsoo centered, 490 words.

“Hyung, it’s cold.” Kai whines through chattering teeth as he wraps his five layers of colourful blankets even tighter around himself and Kyungsoo, who’s huddling together with him. Even though Kyungsoo practically radiates heat and warmth and sunshine, it’s the middle of winter, and not even he can do anything to stop the changing of the seasons.

 

“I wish we had a big big fire.” Kai burrows even closer to Kyungsoo. “Big big fire like Hawee Podder.”

 

Kyungsoo squishes the pororo doll even more between their little bodies and sighs. “Me too.” It’s nearly freezing in their shared room, but everyone else is unbothered by the temperature, mainly because they’re sleeping and nothing affects them in their sleep. Only Kris and Luhan are awake, Kris playing his violent computer game and Luhan trying to be all grown-up.

 

They watch with mild interest as sleepy baby Sehun stumbles past their room to go to Luhan. There’s a few muffled voices after that, then Luhan screams Sehun’s name and there’s a painful-sounding thud reverberating through their room. The sound of Sehun’s heart-wrenching cries follow.

 

“Oh no, Sehunnie fell.” Kai gasps, but neither of them make an effort to go see how Sehun’s doing.

 

“Oh no.” Kyungsoo echoes. He shifts a little so that the blanket covers them a little tighter. “Poor Sehunnie.”

 

Kai nods to agree and they sit in a comfortable silence for a little while longer until Sehun’s sobs subside and everything becomes calm once more. Then, suddenly, Kyungsoo flings away the covers, inducing a flood of cold air into their blankets.

 

“Hyung!” Kai whines in protest.

 

“Wait, I’m gonna go get something.” Kyungsoo darts out of the room quickly. Kai is left by himself, cold and lonely for the next few minutes until Kyungsoo returns with something in his hands.

 

“Whatchu got?” Kai pouts, still a little bummed that Kyungsoo hyung let all the warmth out and cold in. He draws the blankets closer to his chin and tightens them around himself. Their pororo doll peeks out from under Kai's chin.

 

Kyungsoo shuts the door behind him and glances around sneakily. Then, from his back, he takes out a pair of chopsticks.

 

“Hehehe. We can start a fire.” Kyungsoo cackles evilly. From a nearby shelf, he pulls out some of his homework and puts it in the middle of the room. Then, he starts to rub the two sticks together over the blank pages.

 

Kai just sits there gaping, because those are Luhan’s Donald duck plastic chopsticks.

 

“Hyung! Luhan gege’s sticks!” Kai tumbles out of bed hastily, dragging the blankets along.

 

“You’re gonna burn them!” Kai rolls over urgently to the place where a fire’s apparently gonna start. “Hyung!”

 

Kyungsoo gives Kai an evil, defiant grin over his shoulder and cackles even louder. “I know.” Then, he starts rubbing them together even harder, almost violently.

 

“Noooo!”

 

In the end, they go back to cuddling together like penguins, because Luhan’s chopsticks never ignite, and Kai liked cuddling better anyway.

 

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Whew it's been too long since I've written Kaisoo :P I got his idea from tumblr as I was looking for childhood stories hehe. 

I'm gonna go swimming tomorrow I'm so excited ahhhh

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ephemeral24
2400 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24
2400 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24
2400 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24
2400 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2400 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2400 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24
2400 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2400 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2400 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24
2400 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!