And a werewolf's apocalypse's starting.

Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.


EXO-K centered (Baekyeol, Suho + Sehun (?)), 481 words

“Awooooo!” Baekhyun yowls from where he’s perched on the sofa. On the TV is a rerun of some National Geographic documentary about wolves, which is probably where Baekhyun’s getting the general idea. On the ground further away from the sofa where a pile of lego bricks are (perfect for letting Suho step on), Chanyeol tilts his head up and howls along.

 

Sehun his head up and unsteadily crawls over to Chanyeol carefully, avoiding all lego bricks. Politely, albeit a little sleepily, he smacks a small hand over Chanyeol’s mouth.

 

“Sshhh.” Sehun smiles, both top and bottom rows of little baby teeth showing. Sleep pulls at the corners of his eyes and causes them to form adorable crescents. “Appa sleeping.” He tosses his limp fluffy bolster into Chanyeol’s lap and curls up on top of it in his own slow time. “Sehunnie sleeping.” He mumbles as he burrows into Chanyeol’s wonderfully squishy thigh.

 

Chanyeol pokes cautiously at Sehun’s shoulder. The youngest’s only reaction is to nuzzle deeper into Chanyeol’s bright yellow pyjamas.

 

“I’ll eat you like a piece of cheese.” Chanyeol whispers menacingly as he tugs not-too-harshly at Sehun’s black locks. After deeply pondering for a while, he bends down and gently bites Sehun’s shoulder.

 

“Awooo!” Chanyeol lets out a triumphant yell. Baekhyun turns and spots what looks like the start of the werewolf apocalypse over by a very good weapon collection (the legos) and gasps.

 

“No! Don’t eat him! Chanyerrr.” Baekhyun wails. “He’s still a baby. Chanyerr, nooooo.”

 

Chanyeol lets go of the sleeping Sehunnie and turns to Baekhyun with a wicked grin. “You’re next, Baekhyunnie.” He rises from his crossed-legged position, carefully letting Sehun transfer himself to the floor instead.

 

Baekhyun lets out a girly shriek and vaults over the arm of the sofa he’s on. He’s not match for Chanyeol’s long legs though, no matter how fast his short legs pump up and down like pistons. Soon enough, Chanyeol has Baekhyun around the middle and his teeth in the elder’s shoulder.

 

“I’ll eat you like a piece of cheese.” He murmurs around the cloth in his mouth. Gently, so Baekhyun doesn’t get hurt or anything, he chews playfully on his shoulder.

 

Baekhyun, of course, reacts by femininely hitting Chanyeol with his fists and demanding to be turned back to human.

 

“Bleeehhhhh.”

 

“You drooled all over me!”

 

“Bleeaarrrrrhhhh.”

 

Chanyeol noms on Baekhyun’s shoulder for a while more until Suho pokes his head out of his bedroom door blearily, rubbing sleep from his eyes.

 

“Guys, appa sleeping.” He yawns before slumping off to bed again.

 

After that, Chanyeol and Baekhyun try to keep their howls and nips and yowls to the bare minimum.

 

But they can’t, so Suho just piles more pillows over himself and lets Sehun snuggle with him when the werewolves outside accidentally roll over the pile of legos and their giggles evolve into cries of pure pain.

 

 

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haha i'm an here have this thing instead it's focused completely on exo-k for once heh.

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ephemeral24
2376 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24
2376 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24
2376 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24
2376 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2376 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2376 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24
2376 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2376 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2376 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24
2376 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!