Just put Chen in a car. (drabble)

Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.

“And then the teacher told us that plants grew from little rocks called seeds and the rocks needed water and the sun to grow!” Chen clutches Kris’ hand as they walk towards the car. Well, Kris is walking, Chen’s skipping. He’s that happy. His feet leave the ground so much it’s like he’s flying.

 

Kris hums in response and grips Chen’s tiny hand as they cross the road. He loves hearing Chen’s experiences in school. The way Chen’s mind works is baffling. Once he came home insisting on wanting to wear a bra because they learnt about underwear that day.

 

Oh the joy. Kris had to buy him a gigantic stuffed duck plushie just to shut him up.

 

“What else did you learn today, Chenzi?” Kris automatically asks as he buckles Chen into the car seat. It’s hard though; Chen’s bouncing everywhere.

 

“Ping Hui threw up today! And Yi Ling asked me to be her partner but I didn’t want to so I told Junsu to be hers instead because she likes Junsu too!” Chen beams up at Kris as he fastens the buckle. There’s perhaps two seconds of deep consideration before Chen speaks again.

 

“I think she likes Himchan too. And Kevin and Daesung and Sungmin and Key.”

 

Chen frowns. “Is it okay to like so many people?”

 

Kris chuckles and pats Chen’s head. “Yes. You like all of us, don’t you?”

 

Chen nods absentmindedly. “Yeah but you guys are five people. She likes…” Chen counts off on his fingers.

 

“Nine, no, seven. She likes seven people.” He mutters seriously.

 

Kris smirks at Chen’s innocence and goes around the car to the driver’s seat.

 

The whole drive is peppered with Chen’s questions about having multiple wives.

 

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Ah Chenris. Sweet, sweet Chenris.

I just wanted to write this :D It's actually part of a longer story, but I decided to cut it like this because the second part has very little relation to the whole car ride scene.

It has something to do with oranges, though.

Buahaha so cute imma die >:D

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ephemeral24
2401 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24
2401 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24
2401 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24
2401 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24
2401 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24
2401 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!