A Few Plans, A Few Punches

As Confused

 

Chanyeol’s POV

When Wu Fan said it was a stupid plan, I didn’t believe him until he told me the very stupid plan that could probably work.

“So…we’re going to lock two of our members…in the bathroom?” Joonmyun asks. We both nod to him. He blinks at us and sighs.

“There isn’t another person who likes either of them, right?” He asks. We both shake our head. He sighs again.

“How are you going to get them both into the bathroom?” He asks.

“Getting one in is easy, getting the other in…should be easy if I use strength.” Wu Fan says. Joonmyun rubs his temples and nods.

“Whatever, go for it, if it stops the two of them being complete strangers.” He says. We both nod to him and high five.

I leave Wu Fan with Joonmyun to sort out the plan. I smile when I see Kyungsoo in the living room.

“Why are you smiling like that?” Baekhyun asks from beside me. I look to him and my smile drops.

“I always smile like this.” I say. He shrugs.

“It’s creeping me out.” He says. I grin.

“It’s meant to.” I say before I walk into the living room. I sit on the other side of Kyungsoo. He smiles to me before looking back to Luhan, Zitao, Yixing, Minseok and Sehun playing Monopoly on the floor. I look to them too. We laugh when Zitao almost throws a fit about being in jail for two plays of the board and when Luhan flips the board and the dice rolls away.

“Luhan-hyung, calm down.” Sehun says with a giggle. I look to the doorway to see Joonmyun pick the dice up. Both him and Wu Fan walk in.

“Who’s making the dice roll like…buffalos?” Wu Fan says. We all look at him with wide eyes.

“What? I can’t crack a joke instead of being the scary leader?” He asks. I laugh and clap, all eyes go to me.

“Don’t you get it? Roll like a buffalo!” I say loudly. I can’t stop laughing and the others join me.

We sit in the living room having fits of giggles whenever someone says something. I lean against the backing of the couch and watch Kyungsoo laugh. After a while, I feel a gaze on me and when I look away Baekhyun is staring at me like I stole his food. I blink at him as my smile disappears.

“What?” I mouth to him. He shakes his head and leaves the room. I sigh and go after him.

 

“What’s wrong with you?” I ask Baekhyun when we reach outside. He swings around to face me, pulling the blankest face he can.

“Are you and Kyungsoo going out?” He asks. I blink at him.

“Why?” I ask. He sighs.

“Chanyeol, I shouldn’t have to explain this to you.” He says.

“Well you’re going to. Have I done something wrong? I didn’t know it was illegal to go out with the person I liked.” I say.

“It’s not…it’s just, what happens when you start dating and then you break up?” He asks. I blink at him.

“I didn’t think of that, I just wanted to be with him.” I say.

“And that’s the problem. We only just made our debut.” He says.  I sigh.

“Baekhyun, why are you doing this?” I ask.

“Why? I like him!” He shouts. I stare at him. I tried not to, but I punched him.

 

I shake off my head when I walk into the house. The others must have heard the shouting because they were all watching me walk into the kitchen and to the first aid kit. I pick it up from the bottom of the cabinet under the sink. I set the kit on the kitchen bench struggle to open it. I hit it and it falls to the floor. My head is pounding and my lip is bleeding but I just stand there.

“What the hell happened?” Wu Fan asks from behind me. I shake my head.

“He likes him. He bloody likes his.” I say before looking to Wu Fan.

“What?” He says. I nod.

“Baekhyun likes Kyungsoo.” I say quietly. When I say it, I feel like punching something.

“So you two what, beat each other?” He asks. I shrug.

“I hit him, he hit me.” I say.

“I’m thinking more than once.” He says. I nod. Wu Fan sighs and walks to my side. He picks the first aid kit up and places it back onto the kitchen bench. He opens it with ease and takes out a tube of disinfection for cuts, scabs and broken skin. He turns to me and takes the cap off before passing it to me. I use it and cringe as it stings my lip and knuckles.

I sit in the living room with Joonmyun passing in front of me. He stops.

“So, the reason you and Baekhyun fought was?” He asks. I sigh.

“He pissed me off.” I say. Joonmyun nods.

“Ok, I got that part when I heard the shouting. But why did he piss you of?” He asks. I sigh.

“You already know, right? That Kyungsoo liked Baekhyun?” I ask. He nods to me.

“And you know that Kyungsoo just got over him, and that there’s potential of me and him dating?” I ask. He nods again.

“Baekhyun said he likes him.” I say. Joonmyun stares at me. And then I sigh and nod.

“So, everyone’s work was a waste of time.” I say.

“No it wasn’t.” Kyungsoo says from the doorway. We both look at him with wide eyes. He smiles.

“I’m pretty sure I told Wu Fan not to let anyone through the hallway.” Joonmyun mutters.

“You did, but I was about to kick him in the shins and he just let me go.” Kyungsoo says. He looks at me and smiles.

“It wasn’t a waste of time. I liked him, but I like you.” He says. I shoot up and walk to him. I pull him into my arms and hug him, my eyes closed tightly as I squeeze him.

“You’re mine, right?” I ask. I hear Joonmyun laugh and Kyungsoo nods into me. I jump with Kyungsoo in my arms. I swing us around.

“Could you too stop?” Joonmyun asks. I stop swinging and look to him. I let Kyungsoo go and bow to Joonmyun.

“I apologize, my lord.” I say in a soft voice. Kyungsoo laughs and Joonmyun nods. I stand straight again. I bow my head and drag Kyungsoo out of the living room.

We leave the house and walk together down the road.

“So, you like me, huh?” I ask. Kyungsoo’s cheeks turn pink. We stop walking and I turn to Kyungsoo fully. He reaches up and his and pulls me down, we kiss.

 

Jongdae’s POV

I sit in the living room with Luhan and Sehun. We aren’t doing anything really, just sitting around. Wu Fan calls me out and I stand. I leave the room and go to where he is in the kitchen.

“Do you know where the new toothbrushes are?” He asks. I nod.

“Could you get them?” He asks. I nod again. I walk away and go to the closest bathroom. I open the door and stop in my tracks when I see Minseok looking in the cabinet under the sink. He looks up to me as the door closes behind me and it’s locked. I look back to Minseok and he stands.

“We’re locked in here, aren’t we?” He asks. I nod to him. He sighs.

We stand there in silence until Minseok sighs.

“I guess we should talk.” He says. I nod.

“I think we have to, if we want to get out of here.” I say. He smiles.

“Wu Fan has terrible plans.” He says with a sigh. I laugh.

“Terrible plans that work!” We hear Wu Fan say outside of the room. We both laugh. I bite my bottom lip and shrug. I watch as Minseok bites his lip and step closer to me until we’re only inches apart. He pulls me in and he kisses me. My eyes go wide then close on their own. I kiss back. I smile into the kiss when I hear him moan. We break apart when the door unlocks and swings open.

“You can stop now.” Wu Fan says before leaving. I smile at Minseok, his face a darkening red. I my lips and taste blood; I cringe at the pain and taste. Minseok is staring at my lips. I smile at him. He takes my hand and we leave the bathroom and walk into the kitchen. He gets the first aid kit and places it onto the kitchen bench before opening it.

I stretch as I enter the living room to find Luhan and Sehun fixing Baekhyun up. He looks up at me and blinks before Luhan mothers him.

“Hyung, are you ok?” Sehun asks. Baekhyun nods.

“I’m fine.” He says as his lips tremble like he’s about to cry. Wu Fan walks in with Joonmyun. They look at each other than to Baekhyun.

“So, are you going to tell Chanyeol?” Joonmyun asks. I blink at the scene as Luhan does. He stands.

“Tell Chanyeol what? What’s going on? Are you guys not telling me things again?” Luhan asks with a pout. Wu Fan sighs.

“Baekhyun was stupid enough to lie to Chanyeol about liking Kyungsoo because he wanted to know what would happen.” Wu Fan says in a breath.

“And then Baekhyun told us the truth and we both wanted to punch him but refrained from doing so because we are the best leaders in the world.” Joonmyun says. Wu Fan sighs and pushes Joonmyun gently.

“But the point is; Chanyeol doesn’t know the truth.” Wu Fan says.

“What about Kyungsoo?” Sehun asks. Baekhyun’s eyes go wide.

“He knows the truth.” Joonmyun says.

“That’s because Jongin dragged him outside of your room when Baekhyun was telling you what he was going to do.” Wu Fan says with amusement. I blink at the scene and rub my temples as I close my eyes.

“Why is this group so confusing?” I ask no one. I open my eyes again.

“Ok, so Wu Fan made some stupid plan to get Chanyeol and Kyungsoo together, and in the progress got me punched by Zitao, and himself punched by Joonmyun. And then Baekhyun had a stupid plan to piss Chanyeol off and they both got punched multiple times and then Wu Fan had another stupid plan to lock me and Minseok in the bathroom until…whatever. You don’t have any other stupid plans, right?” I ask. Wu Fan shakes his head.

“Good, don’t ever plan anything like this again.” I say. I look to Joonmyun.

“And you, ask Jongin out already, before I make some stupid plan to get you and him together. You never know, it could be worse than being locked in a bathroom.” I say as I point to Joonmyun. He salutes to me.

“Yes sir!” He says before leaving the room. I stretch out my shoulders and nod.

“That’s the most I’ve ever seen him talk in any language.” Luhan says. I smile to him. I turn to Minseok and he’s staring at me.

“That was cool.” He says. I nod.

“Of course it was.” I say as I pull him out of the room and out of the house.

 

Jongin’s POV

I sit up in bed lazily.

“So much noise, what is this?” I ask no one. I get out of bed and walk to the door slowly. I open it to find Joonmyun on his way in. I smile to him.

“Why is it so noisy?” I ask. He shrugs.

We stand there in the doorway for a moment.

“Ah, hyung, what is it?” I ask. Joonmyun sighs as he pushes me into the room. He slams the door behind him. We back up until I’m sitting on the bed again, making me shorter than him. His hands go to my neck and he leans down, making our lips touch. For a second my eyes go wide but then I smirk in my mind. My hand goes to the back of his head and I pull him in, making the kiss deeper.

 

Kyungsoo’s POV

We enter the house. I walk to my room to see everyone in front of the door.

“What are you doing?” I ask. They all jump and look to me. I smile. I walk forward and push them from the door before opening it. My face goes red when I see what’s going on. I back up and slam the door shut.

“I-I…w-what in the world.” I say. I turn to the others and they’re as surprised as I am. I shake my head and walk around them. I find Chanyeol in the living room. I sit next to him on one of the couches.

“What’s wrong?” He asks. I tell him and he laughs.

“Chanyeol, it’s not funny!” I say as I whack his knee. He slowly stops laughing.

“It kind of is.” He says. I shake my head.

“ON MY BED IT’S NOT!” I yell. Chanyeol starts laughing again, harder this time. I sigh.

“I’m never stepping foot in that room again.” I say.

“You can sleep in my room.” He says. I look to him and smile.

“You’ll sleep on the floor?” I say. He blinks at me with a serious face.

“No, you sleep in my bed and I sleep in Baekhyun’s. He’s moved into Yixing and Joonmyun’s room.” He says. I nod to him but I pull a face at the last name. Chanyeol smiles again and kisses my cheek.

“I’ll get someone to get your stuff for you, so you don’t have to ever step into that horrible, horrible room again.” He jokes. I smile to him and nod.

 

By someone he meant Jongin. No one else would enter the room. Yixing forced Joonmyun out of their room because Baekhyun called Joonmyun a greasy lover or something like that. I sit on Chanyeol’s bed, my new bed. Jongin enters the room and puts my bags onto the floor. I glare at him.

“Don’t look at me like that.” He says as he squirms under my glare.

“Sorry. Ok, I’m sorry.” He says. I nod. He walks over to me and just as he’s about to pull me into a hug I stop him.

“Have you showered ten times?” I ask. He sighs.

“Kyungsoo, I’m not going to shower ten times because I-I…you know…with hyung.” He says. I push him away.

“I don’t want to hear any of it. I still can’t get the image out of my head.” I say. Jongin smirks.

“It’s not my fault you didn’t knock.” He says.

“It’s not my fault you didn’t lock the door.” I say.

“You forgive me though, right?” He asks. I sigh and nod. He hugs me and I let him. I pat him on the back and he lets go.

“Now go before I hit you.” I say. He nods and runs out of the room as Chanyeol enters, they only just miss running into each other. Chanyeol grins to me and walks over. He sits next to me on the bed and hums.

“So, what’re you doing later?” He asks. I blink at him and shrug.

“Why?” I ask. He smiles to me and leans in, closing the already small gap between us as he kisses me. I shift, still kissing him. I push him down onto the bed softly as his hands go to my sides.

 

(Awkward A.N. ^ I’m not going to any further with what’s going on up there. Because 1. I can’t. 2. I won’t. 3. I think it’s too awkward for me to write. But, you’re free to imagine whatever you like ahaha.)

 

Wu Fan’s POV

“This is stupid. Why do I have to tell him the truth?” Baekhyun asks.

“Because if he keeps thinking you like his…him, Kyungsoo, you won’t be able to walk in the same spot as him.” Joonmyun says. Baekhyun sighs.

“But it’s amusing.” He says. I smile.

“That might be so, but I don’t plan on explaining to the managers that you two are fighting, or why you’re fighting.” Joonmyun says.

“Fine, I’ll tell him the truth. As long as you tell everyone you and Jongin are actually dating and that it wasn’t a ‘heat of the moment thing’ like you said it was before.” He says. I grin.

“But…fine, I’ll do that. Oh, and Baekhyun, if you two come back with more bloody lips, I’ll personally move your bed outside.” Joonmyun says.

“Just my bed?” Baekhyun asks.

“No, his too.” Joonmyun says before he walks inside. Baekhyun looks to me with a pout.

“Stop pouting.” I say. Baekhyun sighs and leans back into his chair. We’re out on the balcony.

“What happens if he punches me because I told him the truth?” He asks.

“I guess you don’t get punched.” I say.

“It’s not that easy. Chanyeol has long arms.” He says. I nod. He smiles.

“Or you could tell him.” He says. I shake my head.

“I’m not getting my bed moved outside. You’re going to tell him.” I say.

“Fine, but at least be there?” He asks. I nod.

“I’ll be there, so he doesn’t punch you. But if he punches me, I’m punching you myself.” I say. Baekhyun nods. He takes out his phone and texts Chanyeol.

“Why don’t you just go get him?” I ask. He shakes his head.

“Kyungsoo is in there with him, and I don’t feel like doing what he did to Joonmyun and Jongin.” He says with a shiver.

A moment later Chanyeol walks out over to us. Baekhyun stands and pretty much hides behind me.

“What is it?” Chanyeol asks. His hair is a mess and he seems to be in a hurry. I shake the image out of my head. I close my eyes; I don’t want to be here right now with him looking like that.

“I don’t like Kyungsoo.” Baekhyun whispers from behind me. I sigh. I grab Baekhyun by the shirt and pull him so he’s beside me.

“Say it again.” I say. Baekhyun squirms.

“I don’t like Kyungsoo. Ok, I said it.” He says. Chanyeol blinks at him.

“I know.” He says with a laugh. I smile.

“Wu Fan told me.” He says. I feel Baekhyun kick me.

 “You knew he knew it wasn’t true and yet you made me do that?” He asks.

“Well…yeah. I thought it would be amusing.” I say. Chanyeol leaves as he’s laughing. I look at Baekhyun, who’s pouting.

“Stop pouting.” I say. He shakes his head.

“I just made a fool out of myself.” He says. I sigh.

“It’s not my fault.” I say. He glares at me.

“It is your fault. You…tall…person you.” He says. I laugh.

“Calm down. At least you know Chanyeol doesn’t want to murder you.” I say. Baekhyun blinks at me.

“He wanted to murder me?” He asks. I shrug. As I’m about to leave he grabs onto me and pulls me back.

“Drink with me.” He says. I blink at him and nod.

 

A.N No idea what I am doing. Don’t mind me~

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leeminhyunqs
#1
Chapter 7: it's very very.. confusing to read, but it was nice!
shineandhowl
#2
Chapter 16: I finished reading this in one night. Good job, author-nim! Even though it is kind of confusing, I enjoyed reading this very much. It's hilarious and sweet at the same time. I can imagine how chaos it will be when they are together. Thank you for this story! :)
SHINeeShikah
#3
Chapter 16: Ohgawd!!! This was some really bumpy journey! I absolutely love it and all these weird shipping! Who would have thought of Tao and lay or Joonmyun and Kai? Gosh! Love this!!!! I absolutely love all the hints and such! Love triangles FTW! HHahahaha but seriously, I thought Kyungsoo was crushing on Chanyeol and the start and not Baekie! Caught me off guard there for a while!
Awesome story!!! *throws hearts*
pamperedcat #4
Chapter 16: And I am DONE. I love you and your weird ships my queen.
Japanda #5
Great Story i love your diff weir otps!! <3
pink #6
Thank you this story was interesting you rock
inlieuof #7
Thank you for this story! I liked the ending!! So happppy :)
hecticvibe
#8
@inlieuof I don't really know, I don't usually add twists to my stories, and I also ship Chansoo (why I'm writing it), but there could be twist and there might not be.
I don't know how to reply on here...so haha
@d_dfml Thank you for commenting, also about Yixing and Tao not being greasy, you never know. I am evil.
inlieuof #9
I love this story because it has ChanSoo and you are on of the few writers that writes about them! I ship this couple so badly! If you are ending this soon, are you the kind of writer that adds some twist at the end? And if so, do you go for the good/bad shocking ending? Thank you for this entertaining story.