Idiots

As Confused

 

Wu Fan’s POV

The house is silent. Of course it is, it’s 3 in the morning and I’m probably the only one awake. I sigh and sit up on the couch, my new bed.

“Oh, so you are out here?” Minseok asks from the doorway. I look over to him as the light flickers on. I nod as I shift so my feet are on the floor. He walks in and sits next to me.

“How’d you know I was?” I ask. He shrugs.

“I didn’t think you’d really be out here.” He says.

“It kind of doesn’t feel right to sleep on a bed.” I say.

“I know the feeling. How’d it feel getting slapped by Luhan, twice?” He asks.

“Brilliant. Best thing in the world.” I say. Minseok pats my back.

“You should let Yixing slap you.” He says with a nod. I look at him.

“You’ve been slapped by Yixing?” I ask. He nods.

“What do you guys do when I’m not around?” I ask. He smiles.

“We turn into things that can’t be tamed.” He says. I blink.

“It’s scary, but I believe you.” I say.

“So, why are you awake?” I ask.

“There really isn’t a reason. I just couldn’t sleep.” He says with a shrug.

“They don’t know. All they know is that you two went somewhere and Baekhyun came back crying. They don’t know the reason.” Minseok says.

“Is that good or bad?” I ask. He shrugs.

“No clue. But you should probably tell Joonmyun.” He says. I sigh.

“I probably should. But it’s so fun defying him though.” I say. He laughs.

“Still, tell him something at least.” Minseok says. I close my eyes and hang my head.

“Stupid Chanyeol, he could have just told me. It’s not that hard, why can’t I tell that I like someone? I must be thick…or something.” I say. Minseok doesn’t answer so I just think he wants me to continue.

“I mean, I shouldn’t be that difficult. But it took longer for me to realise that I like him, and now it’s probably too late because I’m an idiot.” I say.

“I probably ruined everything.” I say. I open my eyes and look to Minseok, whose eyes are on the door. I look over and see Joonmyun leaning on the doorframe. I sigh.

“You couldn’t say he was there?” I ask as I look back to Minseok.

“He kind of mouthed ‘I will kick you’ to me.” He says. I look back to Joonmyun as he enters the room.

“You two are spending so much time together. Also, I heard everything you two said, so you don’t need to tell me. Yes, I was eavesdropping, and no, I don’t care.” He says with a nod.

“And I already know who you’re talking about, and you are, I repeat, you are going to fix this because we have a week and a bit left here and I don’t want either of you moping around avoiding each other. It doesn’t work in this group, someone will make a plan and it will end horribly and I’ll have to pretend not to notice.” He says. He nods and leaves. I blink and look to Minseok as he looks to me.

“That was actually scary.” He says. I nod.

“For such a short man, he can be terrifying.” I say. Minseok muffles a laugh with his hand as I’m whacked over the head by another hand.

“I didn’t even leave, I can hear you.” Joonmyun says before actually leaving. I look at Minseok again and we crack up.

 

I look at the laptop screen, it was harder getting this off of Yixing than I thought it would be, but after threatening to throw his beanies away he gave in. Some of the others did bring their laptops, but Yixing’s language setting is Mandarin and the others are Korean. I look through my emails and stop at one. I click on it and read it.

“Ayo wassup you jerk. I hate you. No I don’t. I wish I did, because it would be so much easier than liking you so much. You . But I still like you. And Chanyeollie told me that you’re as confused as Zitao is when he’s in a toy store. So I won’t blame you for making me cry, I also heard you cried. To Yeollie, in the bathroom…you’re adorable. I won’t send this.” I read quietly. I smile to myself.

“Baekhyun, you’re an idiot.” I whisper before I stand.

 

Chanyeollie’s POV

I look over Baekhyun’s shoulder as he’s staring at the screen of the laptop that he holds. His eyes are wide. I click my fingers near his ear and he jumps. He turns to me and I smile.

“What’re you doing?” I ask. He blinks.

“I sent an email I didn’t mean to! What do I do?” He cries. I sigh.

“Baekhyun, you’re stupid. What was the email?” I ask. He pouts.

“I-I…WHAT DO I DO CHANYEOLLIE?” He shouts. I take a step back.

“Yah, do you mind?” I ask as I push his head.

“B-b-but what do I do? What if he reads it?” He stutters. I sigh.

“Help meeeeee, help meeeeee Chanyeollie!” He whines.

“How exactly am I going to help you?” I ask. Baekhyun grins.

 

I shake my head when I reach the living room. I sigh as I walk in and over to Wu Fan, who sits on the floor, leaning against one of the armchairs.

“Why am I doing this?” I ask myself before I sit by Wu Fan. He’s looking at the laptop screen he has. I bite my bottom lip as he looks to me.

“What?” He asks. I sigh as I read his face.

“You’ve seen it, haven’t you? The email from the idiot, I mean Baekhyun?” I ask. He grins and nods. I sigh again.

“Can you pretend you haven’t seen it?” I ask. He nods again.

“Did he send you out here to find out?” He asks. I nod. He smirks.

“Ok, I’ll pretend I didn’t see it, if you do something for me.” He says.

“What do you want me to do?” I ask.

“Get everyone out of the house tonight.” He says. I nod.

“I’ll talk to Joonmyun; he’ll be over the moon about leaving the house.” I say. Wu Fan smiles to me.

“Of course he will be. Just do it, everyone but Baekhyun gone by…let’s say five.” He says. I nod and we shake hands. I stand and leave the room.

“I wonder what’s he’s planning.” I say to myself.

 

Wu Fan’s POV

“What the hell am I thinking?” I ask myself. I sigh and stand, setting the laptop on the armchair I was leaning against. I leave the living room and go to Luhan’s. I knock on the door and it opens. Sehun blinks at me.

“Where’s Luhan?” I ask. He blinks again. Sehun pushes me back lightly and steps out of the room.

“He’s a bit tired right now.” He says as he nods, like he’s telling himself that’s a good excuse. I smile.

“Sehun-ah, what are you two doing in there?” I ask. His face turns red.

“Ok, fine. I’ll talk to someone else.” I say before patting his head and leaving.

“I don’t even want to know.” I say to myself.

I walk over to Kyungsoo and Chanyeol, who both sit at the dining table. I stand by Chanyeol for a second before kicking his shin lightly.

“YAH!” He yells before rubbing his shin.

“I’m sorry, Chanyeollie.” I say. Kyungsoo laughs.

“Chan-Chanyeollie…” He says whilst laughing.

“What do you want?” Chanyeol asks.

“Have you seen Minseok?” I ask. He nods.

“Balcony, eating steamed buns.” He says. I nod to him before leaving them.

 

“Yo…” I say as I clink my fingers. Minseok turns around from the railing and blinks at me.

“Hi…?” He asks. I walk over to him.

“So, I have a plan, kind of. And I don’t want it to be stupid.” I say.

“So you came to me?” He asks. I nod.

“Actually I tried to talk to Luhan, but he and Sehun are a bit busy…at the moment.” I say. I shiver at the thought of what they’re doing.

“I don’t want to know.” He says.

“Neither do I. Will you help me?” I ask. Minseok nods.

“Sure, what exactly do I need to do?” He asks.

“Get everyone but Baekhyun out of the house by five, tell Luhan to help me turn this place into something romantic, drag Baekhyun out of here so I can set up by five…thirty and then not come back…for…a while.” I say.

“Ok, yeah sure.” He says with a shrug.

“Thanks.” I say. He shrugs. That was the easy part.

 

Chanyeol’s POV

It was easier getting everyone out of the house than I thought it would be. When Minseok was dragging Baekhyun off I thought, oh well, Wu Fan probably got help from him. And I was right, because I asked Minseok.

I hold onto Kyungsoo’s hand tightly as we walk down Tri-Walk together, behind the others. It was about 4 in the afternoon, leaving Wu Fan time to set up whatever it was he was planning. I pull Kyungsoo into a small store that’s filled with couple items.

“Let’s get something for each couple.” I whisper to him. He nods. We look around the store until we find them; little couple bears that go on your phone. I pick one up that’s dressed like a ninja.

“It’s Zitao.” I say. I look as Kyungsoo picks one up with a beanie.

“Yixing, you’re a bear.” He says to it. I smile.

We pay for the bears and we leave to find the others in one of the cafés. We sit at their large table and order.

“What’s in the bag?” Joonmyun asks. Kyungsoo smiles as he takes out two of the bears, one with ‘Nice Guy’ written on its shirt and the other with ‘Dance’ on it. He passes them to Joonmyun and Jongin, who are sitting next to each other. We pass all of the bears out, leaving two in the bag. Kyungsoo doesn’t ask who the other two are, and I don’t tell him.

 

Wu Fan’s POV

I watch was Luhan enters the house. He smiles to me and holds up a bag.

“You have no idea how hard it is to ditch my baby.” He says. I sigh.

“Yeah, well, I’m sure your baby is just fine.” I say. He smiles.

“Ok, so where do you plan on having the romantic dinner?” He asks.

“The living room.” I say. Luhan nods and walks around me and into the room. We move the couches and armchairs into the dining room. We go into the garage and bring in a smaller table and set it in the living room. Luhan brings in two of the dining chairs and sets them down.

I nod at the sight. The living room doesn’t look like a living room any more. All of the lights have shades over them, making it dimmer. The windows to the balcony have been closed but the doors open and held there by locks. The table has a white laced table cloth over it, like at a fancy restaurant.

“If I don’t get back soon, or other’s will ask too many questions.” Luhan says. I nod to him.

“Thanks, for the help.” I say. He nods to me before leaving. I look at the time, five-fifteen. I sigh.

I set the table while I wait; I somehow got Kyungsoo to cook for me. I warm up the food. I place candles onto the table, but I don’t light then. I sit in the dining room as time ticks by. Then I hear it, the clicking of the front door as it opens. I rush to the hallway and stand there as he enters all the other lights off except for those in the living room.

“Why is it so dark?” Baekhyun asks himself. He stops when he sees me.

“What’s going on?” He asks. I smile to him as I walk over to where he stands.

“We’re having a date.” I say. He blinks at me before I drag him into the living room.

 

A.N Hello to new subscribers~ And to the older-ish ones~

I was really tired when writing this, that’s the reason it’s a bit shorter than the others. But hopefully the next chapter will be longer…hopefully~

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leeminhyunqs
#1
Chapter 7: it's very very.. confusing to read, but it was nice!
shineandhowl
#2
Chapter 16: I finished reading this in one night. Good job, author-nim! Even though it is kind of confusing, I enjoyed reading this very much. It's hilarious and sweet at the same time. I can imagine how chaos it will be when they are together. Thank you for this story! :)
SHINeeShikah
#3
Chapter 16: Ohgawd!!! This was some really bumpy journey! I absolutely love it and all these weird shipping! Who would have thought of Tao and lay or Joonmyun and Kai? Gosh! Love this!!!! I absolutely love all the hints and such! Love triangles FTW! HHahahaha but seriously, I thought Kyungsoo was crushing on Chanyeol and the start and not Baekie! Caught me off guard there for a while!
Awesome story!!! *throws hearts*
pamperedcat #4
Chapter 16: And I am DONE. I love you and your weird ships my queen.
Japanda #5
Great Story i love your diff weir otps!! <3
pink #6
Thank you this story was interesting you rock
inlieuof #7
Thank you for this story! I liked the ending!! So happppy :)
hecticvibe
#8
@inlieuof I don't really know, I don't usually add twists to my stories, and I also ship Chansoo (why I'm writing it), but there could be twist and there might not be.
I don't know how to reply on here...so haha
@d_dfml Thank you for commenting, also about Yixing and Tao not being greasy, you never know. I am evil.
inlieuof #9
I love this story because it has ChanSoo and you are on of the few writers that writes about them! I ship this couple so badly! If you are ending this soon, are you the kind of writer that adds some twist at the end? And if so, do you go for the good/bad shocking ending? Thank you for this entertaining story.