“You are not the man I married!”

“If you want out, then go! I don't need you!”

Zitao kept his mouth shut as he and the other members watched their leaders spew venom towards each other. He has never seen them in such an intense fight before. In fact, the nearest form of conflict they've ever had was the usual playful banter. But tonight, with all of them huddled in the living room of their small apartment, the beasts within them were unleashed.

Well, not that kind of beast. That would have been scarring.

“How much worse can this get?” Zitao disregarded the sudden racing of his heartbeat as Sehun whispered those words to his ear.

“I don't know...” He replied in a low voice, mentally giving himself a pat as he managed not to stutter.

Chanyeol, ever easily startled, flinched violently as the impact of the door resounded across the room. Who would've thought that Junmyeon had so much strength stored in that petite figure. It was a wonder how the door remained intact.

“Luhan, you deal with Yifan. I'll go after Junmyeon.” Minseok ordered as he starts making his way towards Junmyeon's direction. Luhan walked begrudgingly to the fuming Chinese man.

“Well, that's it. I'm destroying that thing.” Kyungsoo sighed and stood, only to be tugged back down by Jongin.

“You wouldn't dare!”

“Oh, so that thing's more important than me?!”

“Babe, that's not what I meant!”

“Really?! Well guess what, Kim Jongin—”

Zitao palmed his face as the two began their own oral battle.

“I really shouldn't have introduced this to all of you.” He heard Yixing sigh. Baekhyun crawled and quickly grabbed the monopoly board, clutching it to his chest as he and Jongdae then ran as fast as they could to the nearest empty room. Chanyeol scurried away with them.

“Give that back, Byun, Kim, Park—”

“It's just a toy, Soo!”

“IT IS EVIL!”