Jungkook & Taehyung burst into Yoongi’s room: Hyung! Hyung! Listen!

Yoongi: /who was sleeping glares at them/ what the hell do you guys want?

Taehyung: You are Lil Meow Meow from now on!

Yoongi: I’m what?

Jungkook: Lil Meow Meow. We were looking at rapper names and thought you could use a new stage name. We noticed a huuuuge trend with a lot of names and since Suga is so outdated and you’re a lot like a cat because you sleep a lot and get angry at—

Yoongi: /looks at the clock/ It’s three in the ing morning. Get the hell out

Taehyung: Aww~ Lil Meow Meow is grumpy~ See, what you need is a little something to calm you down~ /places flower crown on Yoongi’s head/ there~ is that better?
Yoongi: /groans and yanks the flower crown off of his head/ get out or I’ll literally shank you two

Taehyung: Okay~ Okay. We’ll go~ Goodnight, Lil Meow Meow

Yoongi: /rolls his eyes as he throws the flower crown to the ground and yanks his blanket over his head/