Jimin: okay guys. Let's have a discussion
Namjoon: about? 
Jimin: how we lost our ity
Yoongi: why? 
Jimin: because I think it'd be interesting to talk about. Who has an interesting story? I don't. It was just with a past girlfriend, nothing spectacular
Taehyung: I lost my ity to someone with their own wikipedia page
Jimin: What? Who? When? What happened?
Jungkook: /walks into the room/
Taehyung: it was a long time ago. It's really nothing that special, but it was still great. We had a private conversation and then one thing led to another
Jungkook: ... /slips out of the room before anyone noticed
Jimin: wait... why does that sound familiar?