Yoongi: /sitting on the couch, quietly scrolling through his phone
Jimin: hyung, why are you so quiet? /lays his head playfully on Yoongi's shoulder
Yoongi: /shrugs
Jimin: /blinks/ there's no reason?
Yoongi: there's a reason
Jimin: yeah? Then what is it?
Yoongi: I'm silently planning how to make the next person who calls me quiet disappear /looks at jimin/ 
Jimin: ..... /laughs awkwardly/ that's funny
Yoongi: /sighs and pats Jimin's shoulder/ keep one eye open tonight, Jimin. You never know what can happen while you're asleep /stands up and walks away
Jimin: /sits on the couch in fear and pouts/ hoseok hyuuung /cries as he runs away