67; how high are you

Memetan (BTS crack fic)

Taehyung: don't you think talking is weird?
Seokjin: what do you mean? 
Taehyung: because it's like I'm transferring data from my brain to yours by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations to you
Seokjin: ....what? Are you high or something?
Taehyung: am I what?
Seokjin: high
Taehyung: oh hi
Seokjin: what? No. Not hi. High. How high are you?
Taehyung: oh 178 cm
Seokjin: ....what?
Taehyung: 178 cm
Seokjin: 
....Namjoon, I think Taehyung is broken

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