Seokjin: Come on, it’s time to go to dance practice

Yoongi: /whines/ I can’t go. The dance is too hard. The stress is bad for the baby

Seokjin: ….what baby?

Yoongi: Me. I’m the baby

Seokjin: ….you’re a grown man. Come on

Yoongi: /groans/ No. I don’t wanna go. And I’m a baby, you can’t tell me otherwise. I can be whatever the I want

Hoseok: /pops his head into the room/ Come on, baby, it’s time for dance practice

Yoongi: Okay~ /follows Hoseok out

Seokjin: ...What the hell did I just witness?